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  • Don't buy into it.

    The FB account is a bot/troll and the link to the "source" is full of BS articles 

  • You can tell from AI picture it's fake. My mum does same seeing those stories. There was one in pre-season that said Ryles missed the Newcastle trial due to a kidney stone but was in the box 😂😂😂

  • If we don't get him for 2026, then I say fuck him. There will be better opportunities arising rather than putting our eggs in his basket for year after next.  I still can't fathom how we've known Browns leaving for all this time and maybe won't  manage to snag someone to fill his spot until 2027 😂.  And will still be filling it with Melbournes backups , backup. 

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