Random Thoughts

You come from dust and to dust you will return. That's why you shouldn't dust. It could be someone you know.

When one door closes and another door opens, you're probably in prison.

If you answer your phone with "Hello. You're on the air.", most telemarketers will quickly hang up.

Sometimes, someone unexpected comes into your life from nowhere. It makes your heart race and changes you forever.  We call these people cops.

For Sale . Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

They say marriages are made in Heaven. Then again, so is lightning and thunder.

Maybe the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of Charades.

This "killing them with kindness" is taking way longer than I expected.

I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.

There's nothing scarier than that split second when you lose your balance in the shower and think "Oh No. They're gonna find me naked.”

One minute you're young and fun. And the next you're turning down the stereo in your car so you can see better.

One day you'll be able to tell your grandkids that you survived the GTPS 2020 (Great Toilet Paper Shortage of 2020).

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.

Never miss a good chance to shut up. 

And finally - Can we all agree that in 2015 not a single person got the answer correct to the question, "Where do you see yourself 5 years from now?"

 

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            • Poppa I think you may have misread my post or I am probably still in my bubble.I was thinking along the lines your h--j--thoughts were not random thoughts..

    • Probably when you wake up tiered. Yikes now I know why I'm tiered all the time . I must be in one long dream

  • Thanks Tad, for probably one of the most depressing and self realisation posts ever.  Truly appreciated.

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    • haha --classic

  • Ummmmmmmmmm - NAH, this blog is way too fukkin depressing for me.

     

    • Did somebody say KFC 

  • When is the last time you saw  a sparrow.?  You hardly see them anymore 

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