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  • Depends where. Lower back upto 3 months. You are right about the pain. 

  • I have a limited medical background Arnold but on your behalf I have approached Dr Wong, esteemed neuro surgeon who specialises in pains in the arse.

    He recommends a full labotomy and it should make the problem go away. If for any reason that doesn't work he suggests Anal Sex with Sluggo's pet snake

    • Poppa you are funny as a rotten fart in a elevator

      • I’m Tell the old bastard to get stuffed Paul 

        • Don't you call me an old bastard.....you silly rotter!

          PS My Grandmother used to use the word "rotter" I can remember her watching world championship wrestling and her saying " he's a terrible rotter". Do you think that was what Arnold was referring to in the elevator?

          That was very hurtful Paul!

      • Arnie, I prescribed anal gesics to Slugg, both Slugg and his snake are doing better now. If pain persists, see your Dr.

        This is a free advertisement from Dr Wong MD BSA.

  • Arnold,  are you talking about shoulder impingement , regarding a pinched nerve  ?

    • Impingement syndrome is caused by inflammation from repetitive shoulder activities. Injury and ageing are other causes.
      Pain may be consistent and increase with lifting or reaching movements.
      Rest, medication and physiotherapy can help. It has been established in many medical journals that excessive masturbation can have this effect.

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      • Hmmm i somewhat concur , so say we indeed  established some  sinister underlying  pattern of excessive abnormality gross  masturbation perform by mr Schwarzenegger  , then are we dealing with someone  that has a mental complexity  or something  that is just darn right fetish in such a unimaginable ,  horrible , sex deprived , human being  ?    DO YOU CONCUR ?  POPS. Lol... ps apologies  Arnold  i was serious until  ......

        • Your concurrence on this tragedy is appreciated Christeel, being the serious blog that it is, I think we should rest for a moment and reflect on where the one eyed eel site has progressed from when we can see this high level of medical insight and a rational response from posters like ourselves who just happened to be passing by.

          We have seen similar advice from experts on dietary control....Devon sandwiches come to mind but in recent times we have had a far more serious adventure with the very serious problems with eyesight.

          I can only refer to the very repetitive and robust discussion on Izzy and the 600 plus responses mostly from 3 to 4 respondents.

          Of course when referring to "eyesight" problems I am referring to "Myopia" a sickening decline in one's vision that ends with a tunnell type effect!

          If the One Eyed Eel wants to be serious about this site and our sight, then I think we will need a few specialists on here to carry on the good work already created by leading Neurosurgeon Dr Michael Wong.....maybe he can spread his wings and perform labotomies for both Chronic Masturbators and Myopic Evangelicals.

          PS Arnold, if this has confused you, can I suggest you start your own blog!

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