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OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO

Posted by Poppa on December 8, 2024 at 6:08pm in Humour

One evening, the old farmer decided to take a walk to the pond, since it had been a while since he had been there. He took a large white bucket to collect some fruit on the long walk to the remote area.

As he approached the pond, he heard voices laughing and shouting with joy. As he walked further, he saw that several young women were bathing naked in his pond.

He made his presence known, and they all moved to the deep end. One of the girls shouted at him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old farmer frowned, "I didn't come here to watch you girls swim naked or get you out of the pond without your clothes on."

Holding up his bucket, he said, "I'm here to feed the crocodile."

Some old men can still think quickly.

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    • Randy Handlinger > Poppa December 3, 2025 at 7:26pm

      Someone here spoke of rolling on a cameltoe bed a while back and I have never wanted anything more.

    • Randy Handlinger > Poppa December 3, 2025 at 7:37pm

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