Investment Advice from an Old Bastard

I know a lot on here are interested in investment, inflation and interest rates, I was reading this today and the observations that Charlie Munger makes is something that many ....lets say older people feel with todays generation's and the ultimate advice they are given.

Take from it what you will but it is a good read regardless.

At 98-years-old, Charlie Munger still delivers the one-liners

Charlie Munger has been investing with Warren Buffett at Berkshire Hathaway since 1978. While Warren hosts the company’s Annual Shareholder Meetings, answering questions for hours, it is Charlie who delivers the acerbic wit. Given his wealth and age, nobody and nothing is off limits, sometimes to Warren’s chagrin. It makes for fine entertainment when he is prepared to speak the truth that others avoid.

Charlie was born on 1 January 1924, and to mark his 98th birthday, some of his one-liners are collected on this video. As the introduction says:

“Charlie Munger isn't just one of the greatest investors who has ever lived, he is also one of the few brilliant minds who basically has no filter. When he sees something which he thinks is wrongdoing or stupid, he just can't help but being opinionated and speak up about it.”

Let ‘er rip, Charlie

“Those of you who are about to enter business school or are there, I recommend you learn to do it our way but at least until you're out of school, you have to pretend to do it their way.”

“Warren, if people weren't so often wrong, we wouldn't be so rich.”

“I think you would understand any presentation using the word EBITDA, if every time you saw that word, you just substituted the phrase ‘bullshit earnings’.”

“I'm optimistic about life. I can be optimistic when I’m nearly dead. Surely the rest of you can handle a little inflation.”

“The best way to get what you want in life is to deserve what you want. How could it be otherwise? It's not crazy enough so that the world is looking for a lot of undeserving people to reward.”

“Everybody wants fiscal virtue but not quite yet. They're like that guy who felt that way about sex. He’s willing to give it up but not quite yet.”

“Well, you don't want to be like the motion picture executive in California. They said the funeral was so large because everybody wanted to make sure he was dead.”

“It was investment banker-aided fraud. Not exactly novel.”

“Sure, there are a lot of things in life way more important than wealth. All that said, some people do get confused. I play golf with a man he says, ‘What good is health, you can't buy money with it.’"

“Well, there are a lot of things I don't think about and one of them is companies that are losing $2-3 billion a year and going public.”

“In accounting, you can do things like they do in Italy when they have trouble with the mail. It piles up and irritates the postal employees. They just throw away a few cartloads and everything flows smoothly.”

“The general system for money management requires people to pretend that they can do something that they can't do, and to pretend to like it when they really don't. I think that's a terrible way to spend your life, but it's very well paid.”

“I can't give you a formulaic approach because I don't use one. If you want a formula, you should go back to graduate school. They'll give you lots of formulas that won't work.”

“As Samuel Johnson said famously, ‘I can give you an argument, but I can't give you an understanding.’"

“It's perfectly obvious, at least to me, that to say that derivative accounting in America is a sewer is an insult to sewage.”

“Competency is a relative concept. And what a lot of us need, including the one speaking when I needed to get ahead, was to compete against idiots. And luckily, there's a large supply."

“I don't like multi-tasking. I see these people doing three things at once and I think, what a terrible way that is to think.”

“I like cryptocurrency currencies a lot less than you do. And I think that professional traders who go into trading cryptocurrencies, it's just disgusting. It's like somebody else is trading turds and you decide ‘I can't be left out.'"

“Once I asked a man who just left a large investment bank and I said, ‘How's your firm make its money?’ He said, 'Off the top, off the bottom, off both sides and in the middle.'"

“Well, I would rather throw a viper down my shirt front than hire a compensation consultant.”

“I think I'm offended enough.”

 

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –

Replies

                  • You guys seen the old Fryers Club Roasts?

                  • She features in the roast that Krupty put up....legend comedian that everyone wanted to take the piss out of.

            • We know what drum you hold the beat to when you go to bed at night Seth.LOL

              I always remember Ava Gardner being interviewed after the film made in Mellbourne, "On the Beach" in 1959.....I was quiet young then so I must have read in a later book.....but her quote always stuck in my mind when she said if the end of the world was going to happen it would be most appropriately Melbourne, implying it was the arsehole of the world!

          • Thanks Pops I will put them on my watch list.I like historical war  films. This one is interesting Munich The Edge of War. The politics of war  and deception

             

        • Thought you would enjoy it Tad,

          I also stuffed the rest of the post trying to correct the date from 1983 to 1883 an old style western prequell to Kevin Costner's Yellowstone. Stars Sam Elliott.

          Also recommend Lucille Ball in Being the Ricardos (Kidman) is brilliant in it.

          Finally another show I really enjoyed was "Finch" a Tom hanks film about a guy dying and building a robot to look after his dog.....I cried unashamably at the end............. I read a review that said it lacked originality LOL

  • Charlie and Warren are legends, No doubt. From 1964 to 2020, Berkshire's stock delivered a compound annual growth rate of 20%. In comparison, the S&P 500 Index generated an annualized gain of 10.2% -- including dividends.

     Things are changing rapidly. If someone bragged they made 20% pa to the average Defi Degen they would be pretty unimpressed. That represents an OK week for the competent.

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

Poppa replied to LB's discussion Parramatta open talks with Junior Paulo over extension
"One of them ain't going to stick around Pou, I would swap him for a fast young winger with heaps of potential ahead of a young hooker, he will go as soon as the opportunity arrises, assuming that Riley will hold the dominant position. We have young…"
4 minutes ago
Poppa replied to LB's discussion Parramatta open talks with Junior Paulo over extension
" imagine that Tuivaiti will be first choice off the top of the young blokes.
Teacum Brown will probably come through rather gently given he has come so far quickly.
Hautoga and Kelma will have to be really on their skates, as Williams can be edge or…"
9 minutes ago
Poppa replied to Poppa's discussion OLD MEN CAN THINK QUICK WHEN THEY NEED TO
"I know very little about NFL other than REMEMBER THE TITANS....so because we are struggling with our image again, I thought maybe we should import fans from other codes.....
as i said I know little about these things but a knowledgeable WOMAN on the…"
27 minutes ago
Coryn Hughes replied to LB's discussion Parramatta open talks with Junior Paulo over extension
"I really hope not because there the two guys in the middle of the park that we need to make a step foward."
31 minutes ago
Hell On Eels replied to LB's discussion Parramatta open talks with Junior Paulo over extension
"Wiz, you have a point about the past and I do love irony dearly along with symbolic foreshadowing lol. Well spotted! Kudos.
I agree he was below par for quite some time and looked best as a bench player. Tbh, he was in good company. Lane, Matto,…"
1 hour ago
SuperEel 22 replied to LB's discussion Parramatta open talks with Junior Paulo over extension
"We re-signed Junior in 2021. He played 11 consecutive Origin matches across 2020-2023. He was an absolute top shelf prop when we re-signed him and a walk-up Blues selection.
It's no surprise he was losing his impact as Brad kept asking him to chase…"
1 hour ago
Jack replied to Cumberland Eel's discussion The Mole: Tyrell Sloan firming to exit as new face pushes tryscoring gun out of Dragons' plans
"I'd take him for sure. All the natural talent just needs a good coach and a change of attitude "
2 hours ago
Wizardssleeves official receipts replied to LB's discussion Parramatta open talks with Junior Paulo over extension
"I look at it through a total contract lense when evaluating a players value .  Overall, Juniors had a pretty good holiday this term.  Yeah, he repaid us with some value ,  but let's not get carried away claiming he's been some superhero servant to…"
2 hours ago
Randy Handlinger replied to Johnny Suede's discussion Nelson Asofa-Solomona quits footy for new $1M boxing career
"Hoe, it constantly amazes me how many folks see other autonomous humans as easy to control and manipulate. People come with many features and some of us can be wilful  creatures
 "
2 hours ago
Randy Handlinger replied to Johnny Suede's discussion Nelson Asofa-Solomona quits footy for new $1M boxing career
"101 is actually an optimist LB...102 is the pessimist"
3 hours ago
Blue Eel replied to Johnny Suede's discussion Nelson Asofa-Solomona quits footy for new $1M boxing career
"Spot on HOE we have been buying, obviously so. I should of been more precise. I support Ryles to the hilt,said it many many times. I do feel he is being let down though in certain aspects, the club themselves have indicated at times who they are…"
3 hours ago
Joel K replied to Cumberland Eel's discussion The Mole: Tyrell Sloan firming to exit as new face pushes tryscoring gun out of Dragons' plans
"I'd feel better with Simonsson starting and Sloan as a backup "
3 hours ago
LB replied to Johnny Suede's discussion Nelson Asofa-Solomona quits footy for new $1M boxing career
"How does that show he is the replacement? He was signed to this before 25'. What do you mean auto dev deal? He signed a two year deal, in that deal you need to stipulate what criteria they on. 
I thought 2 years dev but makes sense its dev 25' and…"
3 hours ago
LB replied to Johnny Suede's discussion Nelson Asofa-Solomona quits footy for new $1M boxing career
"Right, so one club couldn't negotiate to a comprimise? It is not that, Averillo's management would know that and he wouldn't get that money in SL."
3 hours ago
DYNASTY.LOADING replied to Johnny Suede's discussion Nelson Asofa-Solomona quits footy for new $1M boxing career
"I agree with everything you've said but the end result, I think all that shows me that he has been chosen as the replacement. Tago wouldn't get an auto dev, he is not in demand and we would just negotiate a new deal if he went well. "
4 hours ago
LB replied to Johnny Suede's discussion Nelson Asofa-Solomona quits footy for new $1M boxing career
"Well i do not see Tago really in their plans based on him being available for most of 2025 and only got one game and never got in the 22 again.
Zac Cini had the same thing, he signed a dev deal for 2022 with top 30 for 2023. We signed Tago for 2…"
4 hours ago
More…

 

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>