I can't believe there's not butter.

I don’t know if it is just a thing on the Mid North Coast, or if it is an Australia wide travesty , definitely a first world problem , but when did it become okay to think that it is right to not put butter or even a thin layer of Eta or Meadow F'ing Lea on the sauso sambo or steak sanga, because it is not okay OKAY.It is unAustraLian it is plain wrong.Whether its the Lions club or the Footy club or the goddamn School fete , I want to support them but if you want to skimp on the margerine or youre too lazy to lather it whatever the reason may be then you ain't getting my donation, because a sandwich without butter ain't a sandwich, not even for charity.So whichever tuck shop lady or cricket club codger first decided not to buy that jumbo tub of Black and gold gold , You are a tight arse and a crook.

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  • I'm with TAD. Eggman, brilliant blog.

    It's appalling tuck shops can serve sausages un-buttered,  conflated by the proclivity of not uncommon blabbery tuck-shop arms.

    Fats and omegas are mandatory for the brain's functioning.

    This is yet another example of the radical Left's defiling of social structures. Globalising everything, leaving real-life individuals behind.

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    • My cows wear solar jackets to power my Prius.

    • Can I tell you an honest fact , Slugg ?   After traveling out through Cootamundra recently and seeing all the miles and miles of paddocks covered in beautiful Conola ( or the real name being rapeseed as us proud toxic males like to call them ) , I mentioned to a local how awesome it was that at least this was thriving for the farmers . However I was sadly informed that even though the thousands of paddocks are lush with yellow rapeseed , they’re infact pretty useless as the drought has weakened their seeds and no oil is being produced . So yeah , “ the drought “ which they’ll have you believe is global warming / climate change / global meltdown / mass extinction , is in fact affecting our ability to produce butter . 

       

      Thankfully feminists aren’t smart enough to cotton on to Conolas real name otherwise they’d be down the farms chanting anti rape slogans at the flowers . 

      • Aldi forced to change name of paint after complaint from sexual assault victim

        PAINT colours don’t just come in ‘red’ or ‘blue’, but Aldi’s had to rename one of its mixes after sexual abuse victims complained.

        Jacob Mignano
        News Corp Australia NetworkMARCH 26, 201612:19AM

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        Aldi ... forced to change name of paint after complaint from sexual assault victim. Picture: Twitter.Source:Supplied

        ALDI has been forced to change the name of its “rape yellow” paint after a victim of sexual assault complained.

        The woman, in her 50s, told how she began “choking” up when she saw the offending item on a special offer stand, reports The Sun.

        The discount chain explained the paint was named after rapeseed — a crop that is yellow in colour.

        Discount chain ... Aldi was forced to change the name of its ‘rape yellow’ paint. Picture: Twitter.

        Discount chain ... Aldi was forced to change the name of its ‘rape yellow’ paint. Picture: Twitter.Source:Supplied

        But the woman, who cannot be named, insists it was an offensive name.

        She was shopping with her son at the budget store in Coventry, England when she noticed the paint.

        She told the Coventry Telegraph: “I looked at the paint and thought it can’t possibly say that, you have got to be kidding me, there’s no way they would sell that. I started choking.

        “I got straight out of there. I was furious and upset.

        “I thought maybe I was being sensitive because of my situation, but I sent pictures to my friends and they were all shocked by it. They couldn’t believe what I was saying.

        “I contacted Aldi afterwards and they just assumed I was being sensitive because I was a rape victim.

        Insensitive ... The woman blasted Aldi for using the name ‘rape yellow’ on its paint. Picture: Twitter.

        Insensitive ... The woman blasted Aldi for using the name ‘rape yellow’ on its paint. Picture: Twitter.Source:Supplied

        “How the hell did it get out with that name in the first place?

        “You wouldn’t sell something called abortion red or poo brown. To me it’s the same thing, it’s offensive.

        “It is a word that is a problem. How many other words can you think of for yellow without using that one?”

        On Aldi’s website the one litre tins of paint are sold for 4.99 pounds ($9.3) and listed as “rapeseed yellow”.

        Plant ... The paint was named after the oilseed rape plant. Picture: Getty.

        Plant ... The paint was named after the oilseed rape plant. Picture: Getty.Source:Supplied

        However in the store the lid of the item says “rape yellow”.

        Aldi has now changed the label.

        The chain said in a statement: “This paint is a colour widely referred to in the industry as ‘RAL 1021 Rape Yellow’, which refers to rapeseed.

        “The colour name will be altered to rapeseed yellow for all future production of this paint.”

        This story first appeared in The Sun.


        • Big Al Hunt recently repainted his living room with Aldi paint and he reports that the paint was an excellent product.

          He didn't go for the rape yellow - he went for the truffle butter beige.

          ........

          Hope you're well Pats, you fucking legend :)

        • Ha ha ha  ,  and yet not one murder victim has ever complained about having to read about a group of crows .........

  • Blame that fu---ng Limbic System.It's just no good.

    • Actually, not so Seth. The Limbic is Good. Really good. Keeps us alive. Keeps  you from being robot-like and feeling like you're on medically induced hormonal treatment. I read the wrong stuff can shrink our man-bits. Not good, man.

       

      • I do but jest my Epistemologic friend.

        • Lol, I know mate. All good.

          Yeah, I probably deserve a bit of comical flak ... after talking about limbic systems & climate change before. Not good. Wrong place.

          We'll, I'm slow & was late receiving the memo on free-speech & multiple choice topics. I'll try to behave in future.

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