Social Blogs

Bali ?

Posted by Wizardssleeves official receipts on February 19, 2024 at 1:57pm in Other

Let me start by saying , I've never , ever wanted to go to this stinking Indonesian cesspool in my life. But now a bunch of the wife's pals have got into her head about a group holiday and I've been roped into agreeing to go.

All I know is I don't want to stay in Kuta or anywhere there is a bunch of fuckwit Aussies being loud fuckwits , but I do want somewhere I can walk out of my hotel and have a drink and watch the footy etc without the town being a ghostown when the streetlights go out. Indians grabbing me and trying to sell me shit walking down the street doesn't phase me , just fuckwit tourists do.

Anyone got any recommendations of hotels and areas ? I'd honestiy rather go to Mt Druit for a holiday , so would love someone to assure me they have a particular location I'm going to love.

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

★

Votes: 0

Email me when people reply –

Replies

- Slugg > Wizardssleeves official receipts February 23, 2024 at 12:27am
  
  https://youtu.be/rHZMls0tjP0?si=Aj1Xm_Ed1TlMsQlB
  - Poppa > Slugg February 26, 2024 at 2:56pm
    
    I remember this " i'm pretty certain" it was all made in Hoolywood.
    
    They don't make like this anymore Sluggo
    - Parramatta Tragic > Poppa March 4, 2024 at 9:24pm
      
      I would rather go to Morocco.
      - Poppa > Parramatta Tragic March 6, 2024 at 3:28pm
        
        Zanzibar was my favourite, those guys in the Gorilla suits amazed me.......I thought how did they get them/there Gorilla's so well trained.....obviously Spence Lienu was the trainer, he knows all about Monkey's?
        
        PS Tragic, Sluggy spoke harshly to me yesterday.....he said SHUT THE FCUK UP Poppa.....he is a very demanding person when you speak over him.....he also reckons he can't get a word in with you Tragic Lol
        
        Slugg > Poppa March 7, 2024 at 12:29am
        
        Not true Tragic what I actually said was shut the fuck up please
        
        Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug > Slugg March 7, 2024 at 5:48am
        
        You three are like the 3 Stooges Larry, Curly and Biden.
        
        Parramatta Tragic > Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug March 7, 2024 at 8:19am
        
        ....please Kurupt...the Three Stooges or The Marx Brothers I can live with but Biden??....that is just a low blow
        
        Poppa > Parramatta Tragic March 7, 2024 at 9:22am
        
        LOL Krupty, that's the nicest thing ever said to me on this site....unfortunately seeing Slugg and Tragic are so much smarter than me, it looks like I'm Biden.....well we are on the same ticket to heaven, so why not.....the problem when we arrive is that Slugg will be God and Tragic will be doing the seat allocations. I will be in a special place for arrogant pricks!
        
        Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug > Poppa March 12, 2024 at 7:56pm
        
        Good on you gents.
- Poppa > Wizardssleeves official receipts February 26, 2024 at 2:54pm
  
  Don't go the Villa route Wiz, you will miss the magic, Villa you may as well have everyone around to your house for a pool party.

of 5

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

LB replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 5 Team List v Wests Tigers

"Tigers are slow starters as well so hopefully they are the same again."

LB replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 5 Team List v Wests Tigers

"When Penisini, Iongi, Doorey and Hopgood are out injured then year that will make it ordinary. Had those 4 be able to play it looks better of course."

ParramattaLurker’s discussion was featured

Round 5 Team List v Wests Tigers

1. Joash Papaili2. Bailey Simmonson3. Brian Kelly4. Sean Russell5. Josh Addo-Carr6. Jonah Pezet7. Mitchell Moses (c)8. Jack Williams9. Rylex Smith10. Junior Paulo11. Kelma Tuilagi12. Kitione Kautoga13. Dylan Walker Interchange:14. Tallyn Da Silva…

EA replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 5 Team List v Wests Tigers

"I dont think other teams were because many coaches and players have questioned these decisions and like eels so many teams have conceeded a lot of points. It is just eels have been the worst of the lot and a big reason to do with that is we probably…"

The Captain replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 5 Team List v Wests Tigers

"Which is odd if true because VLandys is a pretty open book - he wants a faster game with more tries so he can sell more TV ad time and make the NRL worth even more in broadcast rights.
We should have been ready for the touch footy. Other teams were."

EA replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 5 Team List v Wests Tigers

"The press conference prior to the Panthers game on the eels website. https://www.parraeels.com.au/news/2026/03/27/round-4-coachs-media--...
They were speaking about NRL rule changes and how its changed the product of the game etc. JR said "all I…"

Darren Munro replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 5 Team List v Wests Tigers

"100%"

Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐 replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 5 Team List v Wests Tigers

"When did he say that?"

Colin Good replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 5 Team List v Wests Tigers

"Will Jason Ryels make the stupid statement the game plan will be to play through the middle, if parramatta do that a flogging is in store "

Strange-eel replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 5 Team List v Wests Tigers

"That's an ordinary looking team."

Blue Eel replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 5 Team List v Wests Tigers

"Straight up, I'm hoping i'm just plain wrong ! But seriously Papalii, Simonsson, Kelly, Russell as our 1st grade NRL finals bound backline, I just don't see it. The new Temu Eels Backline would hardly worry most teams. Happy to have egg all over my…"

LB replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 5 Team List v Wests Tigers

"They are not favs, $2.19. We've actually been brought into $1.68 and line from -1.5 to -3.5."

Longfin Eel replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 5 Team List v Wests Tigers

"Agreed Zip. Time to see what the juniors have got. I think a turnaround for this tram will need some thinking outside the box. Clearly we are not Melbourne who can buy whoever they want to fill a gap, all within the salaries cap of course."

Zip zip replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 5 Team List v Wests Tigers

"💯
Jr probably is more a lock these days. Better to use him there to attract defenders and get an off load. Williams is better on the edges. Teancum Brown and Tuivati makes more impact than any forwards we have. Unleash the new generation. "

Flow Basket replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 5 Team List v Wests Tigers

"Next man up I'm right behind this team could be top 8bnext week"

Billy Bob replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 5 Team List v Wests Tigers

"Totally agree mate if this is the staring team we will be smashed at the start again "

More…

Social Blogs

Irony is Even Deader

I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?

Started by Randy Handlinger in Current Affairs

5 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Feb 11

Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…

Started by Poppa in Humour

12 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 27

Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…

Started by Poppa in Humour

36 Replies · Reply by Randy Handlinger Jan 15

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.

Started by Aj in Sports

14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9

Eels Blogs

Round 5 Team List v Wests Tigers

Started by ParramattaLurker

37 Replies · Reply by LB 3 hours ago

Cayless to apply for Manly job?

Gal apprently believes Nathan Cayless will apply for Manly job. Lol doubt he gets it but never a harm going for it.Cayless did an alright job in Cup last year and has done ok this year so far.What is funny is this comment on facebook that will…

Started by LB

13 Replies · Reply by adnan 12 hours ago

RELAX

Reading people comments here and other forums the verwhelming majoirty of people feelings are quiet negative and very pessimistic. Being 2-2 with having played 3 best teams in the comp including beating defedning permiers at home . We are just in…

Started by Yeah Man

15 Replies · Reply by Parra_Greg 11 hours ago

Anyone else lose faith

I'm not talking about eels I'm talking about our stupid recruitiment and retention team.Like how can a group be so fcken stupid,surely we can petition to get em out of the club cause they fcken suck.Like you look at all the other clubs signing guns…

Started by Roy tannous

56 Replies · Reply by Parra_Greg 11 hours ago

#xg { position:relative;top:120px; } #xn_bar { top:120px; }

Hello, you need to enable JavaScript to use 1Eyed Eel.

Please check your browser settings or contact your system administrator.

Bali ?

Replies

Latest comments

Social Blogs

Irony is Even Deader

Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!

Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?

Keaon done deal

Note: this page contains paid content.

Eels Blogs

Round 5 Team List v Wests Tigers

Cayless to apply for Manly job?

RELAX

Anyone else lose faith

Note: this page contains paid content.