Bali ?

Let me start by saying , I've never , ever wanted to go to this stinking Indonesian cesspool in my life. But now a bunch of the wife's pals have got into her head about a group holiday and I've been roped into agreeing to go. 

All I know is I don't want to stay in Kuta or anywhere there is a bunch of fuckwit Aussies being loud fuckwits , but I do want somewhere I can walk out of my hotel and have a drink and watch the footy etc without the town being a ghostown when the streetlights go out. Indians grabbing me and trying to sell me shit walking down the street doesn't phase me , just fuckwit tourists do. 

Anyone got any recommendations of hotels and areas ?  I'd honestiy rather go to Mt Druit for a holiday , so would love someone to assure me they have a particular location I'm going to love.  

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –

Replies

    • https://youtu.be/rHZMls0tjP0?si=Aj1Xm_Ed1TlMsQlB

      • I remember this " i'm pretty certain" it was all made in Hoolywood.

        They don't make like this anymore Sluggo

        • I would rather go to Morocco.

          • Zanzibar was my favourite, those guys in the Gorilla suits amazed me.......I thought how did they get them/there Gorilla's so well trained.....obviously Spence Lienu was the trainer, he knows all about Monkey's?

            PS Tragic, Sluggy spoke harshly to me yesterday.....he said SHUT THE FCUK UP Poppa.....he is a very demanding person when you speak over him.....he also reckons he can't get a word in with you Tragic Lol

            • Not true Tragic what I actually said was shut the fuck  up please

              • You three are like the 3 Stooges Larry, Curly and Biden.

                • laughing....please Kurupt...the Three Stooges or The Marx Brothers I can live with but Biden??....that is just a low blow

                   

                  • LOL Krupty, that's the nicest thing ever said to me on this site....unfortunately seeing Slugg and Tragic are so much smarter than me, it looks like I'm Biden.....well we are on the same ticket to heaven, so why not.....the problem when we arrive is that Slugg will be God and Tragic will be doing the seat allocations. I will be in a special place for arrogant pricks!

    • Don't go the Villa route Wiz, you will miss the magic, Villa you may as well have everyone around to your house for a pool party.

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

EA replied to Roy tannous's discussion Dylan walker offered to super league clubs🥺
"Yep that is a great shout. He is behind JMK and Plath at the 9 and 13 spot. Would be a great player to replace Walker. He would literally be a cheaper version of C Watson. Can covoer 1/6/9/13"
12 minutes ago
Mallee57 replied to Trev's discussion Joash invited to train with blues 2026
"Yep agree! "
13 minutes ago
Angry Eel replied to EA's discussion Junior Paulo Injury
"Great opportunity for Tuivati to put the team on his back and say let's go. Hopefully he goes up a level "
15 minutes ago
don robinson replied to Poppa's discussion Poppa's Corner; The cattle is the problem, this maybe the catalyst to make us do some drastic things!
"Yeah,  I would drop 200,000 a season to live near the beach that I go to 3 times a year. Have any of you seen the cost of living lately?
Who can afford to drop a million over 5 years. Telling your grandkids that you played in a grandfather but you…"
19 minutes ago
The Badger replied to Trev's discussion Joash invited to train with blues 2026
"Can't hurt him, that's for sure."
33 minutes ago
Darren Munro replied to EA's discussion Junior Paulo Injury
"Lorenzo plays next game 1 would think."
41 minutes ago
Darren Munro replied to Roy tannous's discussion Dylan walker offered to super league clubs🥺
"Donohue is a good shout out. I think they bought Edwards to be a mitch kenny type. Donohue hits hard for a little fella."
51 minutes ago
KENDOZA replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED
"They should take it to japan. Imagine going there it would be great"
1 hour ago
Randy Handlinger replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED
"There’s no better time for the  Bi-polars to head to Las Vegas, and we’re ready to showcase our Bi-polarity to the world
 "
1 hour ago
Prof. Daz replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED
"Longfin, varying populations was the point of the metrics I read. That is, things like membership numbers, game attendance figures, TV viewership, can all be measured independently. One-city teams like Broncos, Melbourne and Cowboys fare well there,…"
1 hour ago
Poppa replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED
"Shit what about the showgirls I promised LB and Mitchy?"
1 hour ago
The Captain replied to Trev's discussion Joash invited to train with blues 2026
"Super chuffed for him. 
Don't read into it - they pick young players on a bye whos clubs are willing to sign off on it (ie who are slightly expendable) to help opposed training. Great for his development though."
1 hour ago
The Captain replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED
"Cool for us to be a part of the spectacle.
Honestly, Vegas is a shadow of what it used to be. They used to use gambling gains to subsidise everything else so the accomodation and food etc used to be reasonably priced. Now? It's basically always just…"
1 hour ago
Poppa replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED
"Don't worry Mitchy you can come on my tour, with your teaching back ground we can organise something a bit Kinky for you....how about Snow White in black leotards disciplining you with her school house ruler?
PS At this stage people may be thinking…"
1 hour ago
Poppa replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED
"How about two showgirls and a night out with Minnie Mouse?? Kentosa, you may have to put up with Daffy Duck! unless LB is prepared to share a showgirl after the main event?"
1 hour ago
Poppa replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Eels v Titans - Vegas 2027 CONFIRMED
"I'll take you both to Disneyland and show you the Swiss Family Robinson tree house! and a guided tour through Bet Fair!"
1 hour ago
More…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

Read more…
14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
Views: 2436

 

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>