Bali ?

Let me start by saying , I've never , ever wanted to go to this stinking Indonesian cesspool in my life. But now a bunch of the wife's pals have got into her head about a group holiday and I've been roped into agreeing to go. 

All I know is I don't want to stay in Kuta or anywhere there is a bunch of fuckwit Aussies being loud fuckwits , but I do want somewhere I can walk out of my hotel and have a drink and watch the footy etc without the town being a ghostown when the streetlights go out. Indians grabbing me and trying to sell me shit walking down the street doesn't phase me , just fuckwit tourists do. 

Anyone got any recommendations of hotels and areas ?  I'd honestiy rather go to Mt Druit for a holiday , so would love someone to assure me they have a particular location I'm going to love.  

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –

Replies

    • https://youtu.be/rHZMls0tjP0?si=Aj1Xm_Ed1TlMsQlB

      • I remember this " i'm pretty certain" it was all made in Hoolywood.

        They don't make like this anymore Sluggo

        • I would rather go to Morocco.

          • Zanzibar was my favourite, those guys in the Gorilla suits amazed me.......I thought how did they get them/there Gorilla's so well trained.....obviously Spence Lienu was the trainer, he knows all about Monkey's?

            PS Tragic, Sluggy spoke harshly to me yesterday.....he said SHUT THE FCUK UP Poppa.....he is a very demanding person when you speak over him.....he also reckons he can't get a word in with you Tragic Lol

            • Not true Tragic what I actually said was shut the fuck  up please

              • You three are like the 3 Stooges Larry, Curly and Biden.

                • laughing....please Kurupt...the Three Stooges or The Marx Brothers I can live with but Biden??....that is just a low blow

                   

                  • LOL Krupty, that's the nicest thing ever said to me on this site....unfortunately seeing Slugg and Tragic are so much smarter than me, it looks like I'm Biden.....well we are on the same ticket to heaven, so why not.....the problem when we arrive is that Slugg will be God and Tragic will be doing the seat allocations. I will be in a special place for arrogant pricks!

    • Don't go the Villa route Wiz, you will miss the magic, Villa you may as well have everyone around to your house for a pool party.

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

Coryn Hughes replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion NRL ready to broker a peace deal with warring clubs over Lomax
"Problem is Manu is basically signed and sealed to the roosters he wouldn't come to us.If we are being really unrealistic let's give them Lomax this year for the rights to Munster 27 onwards.
Now there's a deal we lose Pezet in 27 so it works out…"
48 minutes ago
KENDOZA replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion NRL ready to broker a peace deal with warring clubs over Lomax
"Don't be suprised if the nrl hits us with a fine for not tsking the 200k 🤣🤣🤣"
56 minutes ago
LB replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion NRL ready to broker a peace deal with warring clubs over Lomax
"Yet we don't need money for the club in general. We are a rich club. We don't need money.
A club like Manly would froth over the $200k."
1 hour ago
The Badger replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion NRL ready to broker a peace deal with warring clubs over Lomax
"Maybe the NRL will be as good as the US has been in brokering a deal between UKR & RUS.
Hold firm Jim! Take em nowhere, give em nothing and then bring em home early."
1 hour ago
Coryn Hughes replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion NRL ready to broker a peace deal with warring clubs over Lomax
"If we get that we've been royally farked.
What we have to realise and thank fark Jim does cash and a mid tier talent isn't a good trade for us.What does Blore and cash do for a club that struggles to attract top tier talent.
Talent is the key for us…"
1 hour ago
Poppa replied to Poppa's discussion Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
"I must admit its hard for us old folks, they don't make dolls like they used......gawd I cannot see the area where you put the hose in?
Its time's like this we need a couple of oldies but goodies!"
1 hour ago
Blue Eel replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion NRL ready to broker a peace deal with warring clubs over Lomax
"Alfred isn't every single story or post that appears online , could be considered as click bait, that's why it's posted, isn't it. I don't understand people that write click bait. can you explain it to me. I'm thinking your saying the story isn't…"
1 hour ago
Coryn Hughes replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion NRL ready to broker a peace deal with warring clubs over Lomax
"You don't want the nrl as a mediator you just don't I feel if they get to involved in this a negotiation between 2 clubs what's to stop them from doing it again down the track.IMO we'll lose out badly if the nrl deem what is fair and what isn't.I…"
2 hours ago
Eels tragic replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion NRL ready to broker a peace deal with warring clubs over Lomax
"Now we're talkin'! "
2 hours ago
Angry Eel replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion NRL ready to broker a peace deal with warring clubs over Lomax
"NRL wants to negotiate a deal now. Ok Melbourne can have Lomax but we want to sign Joseph Manu for 1.2million with 700k cap exemption"
2 hours ago
iamnot replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion NRL ready to broker a peace deal with warring clubs over Lomax
"Yes - the whole junior development system should be centralised to the NRL itself, funding included which all clubs must contribute an equal amount into to hold their licence. Make a whole standalone division that does nothing else but junior…"
2 hours ago
LB replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion NRL ready to broker a peace deal with warring clubs over Lomax
"What I'm saying is many say there is no conspiracy but there can be definitely"
2 hours ago
LB replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion NRL ready to broker a peace deal with warring clubs over Lomax
"Wishart on reported $900k
Perth throwing money like a drunk sailor."
2 hours ago
LB replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion NRL ready to broker a peace deal with warring clubs over Lomax
"Rumour is $350-400k"
2 hours ago
LB replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion NRL ready to broker a peace deal with warring clubs over Lomax
"Don't get me started with Draft. It can work but the RLPA won't let it work. It would be a nightmare."
2 hours ago
LB replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion NRL ready to broker a peace deal with warring clubs over Lomax
"Thing is the NRL can't actually come out fully in support at that's means they support a player moving to Parra without consent. They don't want that. 
What they can do is say we will work with Parramatta and Melbourne to get a deal that is fair.…"
2 hours ago
More…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

Read more…
14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
Views: 1935

ANY MORE SIGNINGS???

I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…

Read more…
0 Replies
Views: 243

 

Does anyone remember this?

Storm seek compensation for early release of Josh Addo-Carr in form of like for like player swap or transfer fee Source: www.nrl.com news;   By Dan Walsh Fri 20 Dec 2019, 05:08 PM  Melbourne are prepared to release representative star Josh Addo-Carr…

Read more…
0 Replies
Views: 109

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>