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Posted by Wizardssleeves official receipts on February 19, 2024 at 1:57pm in Other

Let me start by saying , I've never , ever wanted to go to this stinking Indonesian cesspool in my life. But now a bunch of the wife's pals have got into her head about a group holiday and I've been roped into agreeing to go. 

All I know is I don't want to stay in Kuta or anywhere there is a bunch of fuckwit Aussies being loud fuckwits , but I do want somewhere I can walk out of my hotel and have a drink and watch the footy etc without the town being a ghostown when the streetlights go out. Indians grabbing me and trying to sell me shit walking down the street doesn't phase me , just fuckwit tourists do. 

Anyone got any recommendations of hotels and areas ?  I'd honestiy rather go to Mt Druit for a holiday , so would love someone to assure me they have a particular location I'm going to love.  

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    • Slugg > Wizardssleeves official receipts February 23, 2024 at 12:27am

      https://youtu.be/rHZMls0tjP0?si=Aj1Xm_Ed1TlMsQlB

      • Poppa > Slugg February 26, 2024 at 2:56pm

        I remember this " i'm pretty certain" it was all made in Hoolywood.

        They don't make like this anymore Sluggo

        • Parramatta Tragic > Poppa March 4, 2024 at 9:24pm

          I would rather go to Morocco.

          • Poppa > Parramatta Tragic March 6, 2024 at 3:28pm

            Zanzibar was my favourite, those guys in the Gorilla suits amazed me.......I thought how did they get them/there Gorilla's so well trained.....obviously Spence Lienu was the trainer, he knows all about Monkey's?

            PS Tragic, Sluggy spoke harshly to me yesterday.....he said SHUT THE FCUK UP Poppa.....he is a very demanding person when you speak over him.....he also reckons he can't get a word in with you Tragic Lol

            • Slugg > Poppa March 7, 2024 at 12:29am

              Not true Tragic what I actually said was shut the fuck  up please

              • Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug > Slugg March 7, 2024 at 5:48am

                You three are like the 3 Stooges Larry, Curly and Biden.

                • Parramatta Tragic > Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug March 7, 2024 at 8:19am

                  laughing....please Kurupt...the Three Stooges or The Marx Brothers I can live with but Biden??....that is just a low blow

                   

                  • Poppa > Parramatta Tragic March 7, 2024 at 9:22am

                    LOL Krupty, that's the nicest thing ever said to me on this site....unfortunately seeing Slugg and Tragic are so much smarter than me, it looks like I'm Biden.....well we are on the same ticket to heaven, so why not.....the problem when we arrive is that Slugg will be God and Tragic will be doing the seat allocations. I will be in a special place for arrogant pricks!

    • Poppa > Wizardssleeves official receipts February 26, 2024 at 2:54pm

      Don't go the Villa route Wiz, you will miss the magic, Villa you may as well have everyone around to your house for a pool party.

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