As promised, Dad, I watched the Eels game last night. Bloody wish I hadn't now!! There were more gaps in their line than a smile in England! I could hear you swearing at the screen from the great beyond. All I can say is I'm glad I was playing our new game. The Gutherson Guzzle. There's only 1 rule to the Gutherson Guzzle. Everytime they say his name, or show his face, you take a drink. I may have been too far gone to watch the second half *HICCUP*.

So it turns out that this little blog site you used mess about on kinda thinks you're a big deal. I mean, WE always knew you were, but it took us by suprise nonetheless. Those damn winds keep blowing everytime we read the beautiful messages left here for you, and making our eyes water!! Bloody allergies. And I think that little table you wanted at the party for your beloved Eels is going to be a sight to behold!. And cop a load of the banner up the top. I guess you were never going to just fade away. I can see you grinning like a cheshire at the thought. With all this support, you don't have to worry about your girls. You've left us plenty of back up!

I know there's plenty I could say about the man you were, your strength, tenacity, humour and generosity. But you pretty much summed it all up with your 3 rules:

Rule 1: Have fun

Rule 2: Get up to mischief

Rule 3: Don't get arrested
9003599869?profile=RESIZE_710xSo you leave us with a reminder that Life is for living and to always be ready to lend a hand up. I'll do my best to make sure the FIG JAM doesn't fall far from the tree.

Sir Col The Mushroom, Noddy, Gerry Fuller (aka Geriatric Full'o'shit), Old man, Papa, Dad

Beaten but NEVER DEFEATED!

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –

Replies

  • What a wonderful post. You guys are quite obviously a wonderful family and you quite obviously have very good footy IQ. I hope things over the next few weeks settle a bit for you. Why not continue to post on here going forward? You appear to have the same sense of humour as your Dad. As Gibson said, "we may have been behind on the scoreboard when the siren went but we were never beaten"

  • well said Mushroomlet

  • From the bottom of my heart thank you for posting this, Sir Col's beautiful daughter.

    It's one of the most heart touching blogs I've come across and the second time I've got emotional and welled up in a while now. The first was when I heard the news.

    That's the mantra we all should live by: "Beaten but never defeated".

    If the Eels had half the spirit your Dad had they'd be sitting up there with the Panthers.

    Thank you very much. 

    PS: Deep condolences to you and the family. I hope you keep posting here, too.

  • Daughter of the Sir makes you royalty around here :)

    love the drinking game 

    Great post x and hugs to you and your family.

  • Great to see your post.  Also great to see that Col has raised a strong and wonderful family.  So sorry for your loss ( and ours).  Please check Cols phone when you have the time to do so.  He was a wonderful man and will be sorely missed.

     

    EE

  • What a beautiful post & photo little mushroom. Sorry for your loss.

    Sir Col was much reveered on 1EE and given this is a Football site, I'm pretty sure Gerry Fuller (LOL) is cursing BA for not dropping Waqa against Souths.....

    Rest in peace Sir Col

  • This reply was deleted.
    • How lucky you are to have had such a wonderful dad xxx

  • Condolences Miss Mushroom, may Eels games bring back lots of memories of your dad, through out the years to come. 

  • What  great and beautiful post Miss Mushie. I wish nothing but love and condolences for you all. RIP SIR COL

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

Longfin Eel replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R8 v Manly: Back-to-Back Or Back to Reality?
"I see what you are doing there Carlo. Does that still work if he is on the opposition?"
2 minutes ago
Parra-all-the-way replied to Roy tannous's discussion You love to see it
"Just need broncos down there with them and id be a happy man!"
6 minutes ago
Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin🐐 - Mark O'neill's 🪓 replied to Roy tannous's discussion You love to see it
"I just hope the Parramatta players don't look at this, and fall into a sence of complacency thinking- well even if we lose today,  we'll still be ahead of Melbourne.   
I can absolutely see this happening. 
Id like to see a similar intensity as we…"
23 minutes ago
CarloEEL2 replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R8 v Manly: Back-to-Back Or Back to Reality?
"Nope 
refs will give it to the insular peninsula .... good old hotty foz will win the day "
29 minutes ago
Adam Magrath replied to Roy tannous's discussion You love to see it
"He doesn't look like he's enjoying it at this point in time. You've got to know when enough is enough "
31 minutes ago
EA replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 8 Team List v Manly Warringah Sea Eagles (Anzac Round)
"True who knows actually. "
35 minutes ago
Parrafan101 replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R8 v Manly: Back-to-Back Or Back to Reality?
"I feel they'll be up for it, just depends on how our senior players want to play."
36 minutes ago
Parra-all-the-way replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R8 v Manly: Back-to-Back Or Back to Reality?
"Quietly confident here, manly's bubble has to burst at somepoint, we play like we did against dogs and we are a very good chance. Koula at fullback does worry me, they have speed. 
Wearing my jersey in hope today. Up you mighty blue n golds, wont…"
37 minutes ago
Poupou Escobar replied to Roy tannous's discussion You love to see it
"He probably enjoys it. Add a seven figure salary on top and why not just keep going?"
45 minutes ago
Clintorian replied to Roy tannous's discussion You love to see it
"Couldn't be happening to a better Club. If we weren't just 1 spot above them it would be the best season of all time seeing the Dragons and Storm competing the spoon. Just wish Manly was back losing before Foran took over.
Let's send them back to…"
56 minutes ago
Adam Magrath replied to Roy tannous's discussion You love to see it
"Why didn't Bellamy step away from coaching at the end of last year? Surely he is set up and has nothing to prove in the game. I don't get it."
57 minutes ago
Poupou Escobar replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 8 Team List v Manly Warringah Sea Eagles (Anzac Round)
"What about the 6 in reserve grade, Lui? He's eligible for Flegg as well."
1 hour ago
Prof. Daz replied to Hell On Eels's discussion Game Day Blog R8 v Manly: Back-to-Back Or Back to Reality?
"Manly, STFU
Eels by 8"
1 hour ago
Blue Eel replied to Hector Bob Down's discussion Is the Game getting to fast with all the changes?
"I find myself hating that damn six again bell. I'm struggling to get invested in a team defending, counting the tackles down and then six again, and another six again. Its terrible, there is no rhythm to the game anymore, there's no trench's it's…"
1 hour ago
LB replied to Roy tannous's discussion You love to see it
"And to think we asked for Howarth for Lomax, they said no and now are wanting him gone 😂😂😂. Actually would have been better Lomax went there and this happened."
1 hour ago
Hell On Eels replied to Hector Bob Down's discussion Is the Game getting to fast with all the changes?
"Good blog, Hector. Ivan Cleary had similar thoughts to you about increasing the bench and interchange. There are too many six agains this year. It's pedantic, and it's not just they can decide a game in a 10-15 minute period. Or lead to more fatigue…"
2 hours ago
More…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

Read more…
14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
Views: 2372

 

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>