As promised, Dad, I watched the Eels game last night. Bloody wish I hadn't now!! There were more gaps in their line than a smile in England! I could hear you swearing at the screen from the great beyond. All I can say is I'm glad I was playing our new game. The Gutherson Guzzle. There's only 1 rule to the Gutherson Guzzle. Everytime they say his name, or show his face, you take a drink. I may have been too far gone to watch the second half *HICCUP*.

So it turns out that this little blog site you used mess about on kinda thinks you're a big deal. I mean, WE always knew you were, but it took us by suprise nonetheless. Those damn winds keep blowing everytime we read the beautiful messages left here for you, and making our eyes water!! Bloody allergies. And I think that little table you wanted at the party for your beloved Eels is going to be a sight to behold!. And cop a load of the banner up the top. I guess you were never going to just fade away. I can see you grinning like a cheshire at the thought. With all this support, you don't have to worry about your girls. You've left us plenty of back up!

I know there's plenty I could say about the man you were, your strength, tenacity, humour and generosity. But you pretty much summed it all up with your 3 rules:

Rule 1: Have fun

Rule 2: Get up to mischief

Rule 3: Don't get arrested
9003599869?profile=RESIZE_710xSo you leave us with a reminder that Life is for living and to always be ready to lend a hand up. I'll do my best to make sure the FIG JAM doesn't fall far from the tree.

Sir Col The Mushroom, Noddy, Gerry Fuller (aka Geriatric Full'o'shit), Old man, Papa, Dad

Beaten but NEVER DEFEATED!

You need to be a member of 1Eyed Eel to add comments!

Join 1Eyed Eel

Votes: 0
Email me when people reply –

Replies

  • What a wonderful post. You guys are quite obviously a wonderful family and you quite obviously have very good footy IQ. I hope things over the next few weeks settle a bit for you. Why not continue to post on here going forward? You appear to have the same sense of humour as your Dad. As Gibson said, "we may have been behind on the scoreboard when the siren went but we were never beaten"

  • well said Mushroomlet

  • From the bottom of my heart thank you for posting this, Sir Col's beautiful daughter.

    It's one of the most heart touching blogs I've come across and the second time I've got emotional and welled up in a while now. The first was when I heard the news.

    That's the mantra we all should live by: "Beaten but never defeated".

    If the Eels had half the spirit your Dad had they'd be sitting up there with the Panthers.

    Thank you very much. 

    PS: Deep condolences to you and the family. I hope you keep posting here, too.

  • Daughter of the Sir makes you royalty around here :)

    love the drinking game 

    Great post x and hugs to you and your family.

  • Great to see your post.  Also great to see that Col has raised a strong and wonderful family.  So sorry for your loss ( and ours).  Please check Cols phone when you have the time to do so.  He was a wonderful man and will be sorely missed.

     

    EE

  • What a beautiful post & photo little mushroom. Sorry for your loss.

    Sir Col was much reveered on 1EE and given this is a Football site, I'm pretty sure Gerry Fuller (LOL) is cursing BA for not dropping Waqa against Souths.....

    Rest in peace Sir Col

  • Sir col lives on through you, damn those allergies must be contagious,  someone pass the tissues. 

    • How lucky you are to have had such a wonderful dad xxx

  • Condolences Miss Mushroom, may Eels games bring back lots of memories of your dad, through out the years to come. 

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

Joeyboyz replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"Russell saved Tago twice in try scoring situations against us. One was when Tago was bumped off effecting a tackle close to the line and Russell came in and stopped a certain try. The other was when the ball was grubbered into the in goal and Tago…"
1 hour ago
Mallee57 replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"Prior to Ryles coaching Russell was bog average in my opinion. Not sure how he will go under coaching of Maninga "
2 hours ago
Graham polkinghorne replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"Take a chill pill. Old mate thinks Penisini had an average game. So did I and a few others. "
2 hours ago
LB replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"Hey i would not have any issues with Bostock if he signed, just don't think they would let him go. They would let Isaako go before him. 
Talakai and another decent player is fair value for Lomax. But gettin a 29 year old Talakai, whose defence is…"
3 hours ago
LB replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"We have JAC and Kelly but hey why not another to bring along the rest. "
3 hours ago
LB replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"Wouldn't mind Isaako. Nice steady Winger. Great goal kicker and is a right Winger which is the side we need. I would still try and get Taulagi from NQ. Yeah he is a left Winger but he has played right for Samoa, just feel he is the type of Winger we…"
3 hours ago
LB replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"A full year in Cup will do wonders for him."
3 hours ago
Joeyboyz replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"haha!"
3 hours ago
LB replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"We have to see what Ryles sees. He agreed to giving him a deal 2 years longer than Smith. He knew what he had with Smith when signing Da Silva, wasn't like Smith all of a sudden performed after Da Silva was signed. So Ryles sees something and…"
3 hours ago
LB replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"Coryn, didn't you say you could tell by the first trial last year we wouldn't be ready for Round 1? Do you feel different now?Sorry if i misquoted you."
3 hours ago
LB replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"Here i was knocking fitness in that first half but Brown kept going. He did not look out of place at all and could have went all night.
EA said he was that big minute Prop."
3 hours ago
LB replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"Twidle as you say has that high IQ, as apparent by his positioning as a Fullback, he is always there."
3 hours ago
LB replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"The last 10mins Cronulla had a big influx of possession which did not help in the slightest. Then Talagi going down which forced us to put Doorey back on and he was tired playing nearly a full half."
3 hours ago
LB replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"It can be a factor of getting the rust off and getting match fitness in there. Rewatching the end of 1st half, they were feeling it, the way they were falling off tackles, leading to quick play the balls. HT came at the right time for us to regroup.…"
3 hours ago
LB replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"We were 18 games in, Smith had plenty of time to prove his worth by then. Ryles wanted a different Hooker for a while. "
4 hours ago
LB replied to adnan's discussion Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
"He was blowing early, hands on hips and knees after a few minutes. I wouldn't say attitude more so he couldn't keep up with what was going on. As the game went he kept up and was much better. Then again it was against 3rd stringers mainly.
Tago was…"
4 hours ago
More…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

Read more…
14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
Views: 2074

 

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>