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Team List v Dragons Rd5

Moses - Return Delayed

It simply can't get any worse ! Can it.

Yes it can. It's been revealed by Moses himself, that his return from injury will take longer then expected. Originally we were told 6 weeks for him to recover from his latest toe setback injury. It has not been

Injury report rd 5

Any news is good news right? 

Mitch Moses has commenced on-field running and is progressing well. He is on track for an anticipated Round 9 return.

Jack Williams has undergone minor surgery on his knee and will be out for up to 5 weeks.

Luca Moretti (A

Eels duo Zac Lomax and Mitchell Moses eyed for Australia

Parramatta Halfback Mitchell Moses and Centre Zac Lomax are being earmarked to be picked for the upcoming Pacific Championships. Both players have never represented Australia, Lomax is set to get a Wing spot, while Moses is expected to partner incumb

Cruel April fools joke?

I mean to be fair, even if it wasn't April 1st I would still take this with grain of salt from this mob.

All high tackles to be sin bins.

According to Buzz on nrl 360 all high shots will now be sin bins. I don't care as much because we are awful this year anyway but going to be funny watching 5 players a game get binned lol. 

What are the positives?

Plenty have focused on the negatives of the start of our season which is easy because there are plenty to choose from.

I want to hear positives people have identified.  I know there will be those who blast it as a unicorn blog but this isn't about ign

Newcastle freeing up money for D Brown?

Lol - any idea if this is a 1ee poster ?

Jayden Okunbor?

Ive seen news that Jayden Okunbor may be back over to Nrl from super league, I think he d be a good move to be honest, hes about 6'5 so gives us some aerial threat and hes a big body, our right wing spot right now is becoming an issue, Russell isnt i

Scott Wisemantel doing great job with our attack

What can you say. Teams have scored more points in 40 mins then we have scored total all year.

Swap Lomax and Iongi for rest of the year

1. Lomax is a leader and although elite on the wing needs to be in the middle for his sake and for our sake while we are short on good leadership.

2. Iongi will take a while to get his defence up to scratch and may benefit with a little bit of time aw

We should make a play for Newcastle for kPP

Kai Peace Paul be a great buy for us next year looks like Cartwright and Matterson not in Jason Ryles plans  and Cartwright off contract so is KPP

Ricky Stuart is the headkicker coach that the Eels need

STEVE Kearney stood in the middle of the Parramatta dressing room, looking like he'd seen a ghost and almost as thin as one.

His Eels had just scored 30 points in the final 14 minutes but still lost to the Wests Tigers 31-30 at Parramatta Stadium.

The

Will Penisni

Can rugby Australia please come looking for him . Easily the dumbest defensive centre in the game . 

Line up next week

1. Iongi
2. Lomax (have the balls to move him to the wing)
3. Penisini (move him back to his normal side)
4. Simmo (hopefully he is ready again)
5. JAC
6. Brown
7. Hawkins
8. Paulo
9. Smith
10. Joe O
11. Hopgood (he needs to play on the edge until we recruit some)
12. Katauga (got no options )
13. Walker

No intent

• No intent I defence, no steel, no I tent I our runs,  excetption lomax, no more Sean Russell, no more penisnii. If your going  to hit them do it

Bonnie Blue and gold of the NRL

Absolutely being fucked by all

Our forwards are just not big enough!

After watching the teams making impact thus far, we are so far off the pace that it is embarrassing. The vast majority have us pencilled in for the spoon.  Our forwards lack balance, regarding  the ability to make  impact and  intimidate.  Ryles appe