Why Academics Suck

Sadly, I of the Loser Professor Wanker class, discovered that a mod deleted a post of mine. Said mod claims it was a total accident. The post was about Lomax being a tool and hopefully the court agrees. But who accepts accidents or coincidences these days? It was clearly a conspiracy and censorship! CLEARLY!

Which brings me to why it was TOTALLY FINE to censor me. Professors suck. Take it from me. All teachers are evil. OBVIOUSLY. 

What are you top reasons why those with educational qualifications suck? Why professors suck? Why teachers are evil?

I'll start. We indoctrinate the youth. Specifically, we encourage them to think and use evidence when thinking. This is evil. Also, we are elitists. Just better than all other swine by saying "ya know is that rooly true". This is bad. 

I'm calling for all mods to be banned for censoring me. This is not a contradiction because there are no contradictions. Why are you comparing different clauses in a sentence for consistency, that sounds like something a professor would do. And they're bad and evil. 

Top reasons why academics suck?

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        • Wonder what happened to BoB S? Venture capital for his 'work camp' start-up fell through? 

          Just spit ballin'

  • My Head Hurts.

    Did someone say footy starts soon.

    • I bet an academic did it, Blue Eel. 

      • haha

  • Because you are a fuckstick. That is all. 

    • Can you define 'f-stick', Mapik? I think there is a whole industry that sells them, so it sounds like a valuable commodity?

  • Professor Daz (I hope you are adequately Credentialed), not an honourary title lol.  I do hope your PhD cuts the mustard, and was obtained  at a verifiable tertiary institution esp if you are to remain blogging on one eyed eel haha.   

    Oh yes why do academics suck ....well its pretty obvious the old adage 

    "Those who can do...., those who cant teach" ...right ?......lol ......

  • I've got a Master's degree and, while it might have increased my value as an employee, I know it means fuck all with respect to my worth as a human being. It is privilege dressed up as virtue, and I should have no special authority to tell people anything about how they should live.

    • I just want to know who the fucks Bob .thank Christ my names Robert 😳

      • Hahahaha

        Different Bobs for different jobs

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