Why Academics Suck

Sadly, I of the Loser Professor Wanker class, discovered that a mod deleted a post of mine. Said mod claims it was a total accident. The post was about Lomax being a tool and hopefully the court agrees. But who accepts accidents or coincidences these days? It was clearly a conspiracy and censorship! CLEARLY!

Which brings me to why it was TOTALLY FINE to censor me. Professors suck. Take it from me. All teachers are evil. OBVIOUSLY. 

What are you top reasons why those with educational qualifications suck? Why professors suck? Why teachers are evil?

I'll start. We indoctrinate the youth. Specifically, we encourage them to think and use evidence when thinking. This is evil. Also, we are elitists. Just better than all other swine by saying "ya know is that rooly true". This is bad. 

I'm calling for all mods to be banned for censoring me. This is not a contradiction because there are no contradictions. Why are you comparing different clauses in a sentence for consistency, that sounds like something a professor would do. And they're bad and evil. 

Top reasons why academics suck?

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      • I see what you did there, Randy. The logic of transitive relations can be, as we say in class in front of the kids, a bitch. 

        • transitive relations...is that like a niece who identifies as "they"?

          • No, Randy, transitive relations are not like those claiming 'they'. That said, Aristotle is said to have invented logic, about 2400 years ago, and outlined in his book Organon. So the logic of transitive relations was always identified with instruments (organon = instruments in Greek). Just sayin'

            • "Organon" is a great Dildo name....just sayin'

               

      • Plenty of teachers have been convicted as pedophiles.

        • "Plenty". Can you quantify that further? The largest national survey in Australia found the most common perpetrator was other adolescents (2x males vs females), at a rate 3-4x 'institutional caregivers'. Interestingly, perpetrator rates within the institutional caregiver category have declined substantially over the decades, but for different reasons. In schools, it is reforms (specific plans and education and monitoring etc). In churches, it is because of declining rates of parents sending their kids to religious institutions. Not reforms! To know it is not reforms, just parents keeping their kids away, another national study - connected to the Royal Commission of 2017 - found that in Australia "1 in 250 people reported being sexually abused by a leader or adult in a religious organization during childhood in Australia". Wherever the Catholic Church is stronger, prevalence rates increase 2-3x. The lesson is, you want to save the kids, get them away from priests, especially Catholic priests, and be especially wary if you live in a country where the church is strong.

          Links to studies below. Easy to update what "plenty" might mean.

          CSA by class of perpetrator

          CAS by religious groups

  • I think those who chose a profession to teach are brilliant and inspiring.  I have a niece and her husband who are both teachers and I've never heard of what the issue is as towards this blog is about.  Unless a person is 14 or for some reason has a certain disrespect towards a certain profession, which is nonsense, 99.9 % of the people I've met have never mentioned they have an issue with teachers or any other profession.  

    In saying that, there's always one bad egg amongst us.  He or she could be a shit truck emptier also.

    • "99.9 % of the people I've met have never mentioned they have an issue with teachers or any other profession".  

      I think that is a pretty high percentage Chiefy, do you think the clergy would be that high.

      Any other profession? hmmm,

      Of course your new Avatar shows you have recently graduated, personally I am still waiting for graduation, have been ever since I saw the "movie". LOL    Dustin Hoffman and Anne Bancroft!

       

      • Haha ive recently graduated to blue belt. Im catching up to yo pop. I had a new one for yourself,  but it was deleted.  Its in your comment wall by the way.  Please install it asap

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