Why Academics Suck

Sadly, I of the Loser Professor Wanker class, discovered that a mod deleted a post of mine. Said mod claims it was a total accident. The post was about Lomax being a tool and hopefully the court agrees. But who accepts accidents or coincidences these days? It was clearly a conspiracy and censorship! CLEARLY!

Which brings me to why it was TOTALLY FINE to censor me. Professors suck. Take it from me. All teachers are evil. OBVIOUSLY. 

What are you top reasons why those with educational qualifications suck? Why professors suck? Why teachers are evil?

I'll start. We indoctrinate the youth. Specifically, we encourage them to think and use evidence when thinking. This is evil. Also, we are elitists. Just better than all other swine by saying "ya know is that rooly true". This is bad. 

I'm calling for all mods to be banned for censoring me. This is not a contradiction because there are no contradictions. Why are you comparing different clauses in a sentence for consistency, that sounds like something a professor would do. And they're bad and evil. 

Top reasons why academics suck?

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  • I see the need for teachers and professors reducing day by day. So many people I come across these days know everything, and they got all their knowledge from facebook and the interwebs.

    • You forgot the /s Meelk?

      Please let it be sarcasm...I can't even tell anymore

      This is the worst timeline

      • Milky you a right, my wife brought me back a T Shirt from Bali which said, "I don't need Google, my wife knows everything!"

        My response was simple....I wear it every day!

    • AI mode in Web Browsers, Office software and all digital interfaces will give people all the info they ever need, just stare at a bright screen and accept what it says. 

      This is not a recipe for a totalitarian state, but for a cyber libertarian nirvana. 

      / s

      PS: /s FFS

  • Another good reason that academics suck is that Bob Smith claims to have been one...and Bob sucks...so therefore academics must suck

    • Technically that's right, but it not the way I would have framed the question if I was a good teacher.

      • Poppa, good teachers spot the fallacy. But there are no good teachers because they all suck and you can't be both good and suck except for like two professions, folks of the night and the cloth. Therefore there are no good teachers to save BoB S from the fallacy. 
        QED

      • Poppa, which question are you talking about?,,,There was no question. Bob Sucks.....total cockaholic

    • If we imagine BoB S sucks, and he claims to have been an academic, and we conclude BoB S sucking is because he was an academic, that's affirming the consequent. Which is a fallacy, because we can accept there might be many other reasons why BoB S sucks. 

      Luckily for Bob S, shit like the fallacy of affirming the consequent is egg head shit. There are no fallacies. They're just made up stuff by academics who suck. Therefore we have definitively and logically established that BoB S must suck. Maybe because he was an academic. Who knows. Logic does but logic is for woke teachers and they suck. 

      QED

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