Why Academics Suck

Sadly, I of the Loser Professor Wanker class, discovered that a mod deleted a post of mine. Said mod claims it was a total accident. The post was about Lomax being a tool and hopefully the court agrees. But who accepts accidents or coincidences these days? It was clearly a conspiracy and censorship! CLEARLY!

Which brings me to why it was TOTALLY FINE to censor me. Professors suck. Take it from me. All teachers are evil. OBVIOUSLY. 

What are you top reasons why those with educational qualifications suck? Why professors suck? Why teachers are evil?

I'll start. We indoctrinate the youth. Specifically, we encourage them to think and use evidence when thinking. This is evil. Also, we are elitists. Just better than all other swine by saying "ya know is that rooly true". This is bad. 

I'm calling for all mods to be banned for censoring me. This is not a contradiction because there are no contradictions. Why are you comparing different clauses in a sentence for consistency, that sounds like something a professor would do. And they're bad and evil. 

Top reasons why academics suck?

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          • But Poppa while I might not have invited you to F me, or even promised to F you, surely there had been a F off or at least a F yeah?

            PS: I never had s**ual relations with that blue smurf

            • You missed out Daz that Smurf knows how to party 

        • yeah....actually.... I have too Meelk...hmmm....more than one....urrgh

          I think in a straight numbers game priests win...and teachers don't get the cover-up from above. Also,teachers don't seem to make clubs of it...shoutout to Ballarat

          Priests who Teach must be the worst

        • Meelk, if we applied the same low standard of evidence found in "teachers harm the kids" to priests, I speculate 100% of priests would be in jail. 

          But that's just a guess. Could be 98%, maybe as low as 96%, who knows. 

          • Yeah, and this reply is to both you and Randy, in no way was my post meant to imply that priests and teachers are in the same class when it comes to kiddy fiddling.

            • The only class more prone to abusing children than the priesthood is the US conservative political class.

              Remember when MAGA voted for trump to take down the pedo ring? LOL ha ha ha they got suckered.

      • I see what you did there, Randy. The logic of transitive relations can be, as we say in class in front of the kids, a bitch. 

        • transitive relations...is that like a niece who identifies as "they"?

          • No, Randy, transitive relations are not like those claiming 'they'. That said, Aristotle is said to have invented logic, about 2400 years ago, and outlined in his book Organon. So the logic of transitive relations was always identified with instruments (organon = instruments in Greek). Just sayin'

            • "Organon" is a great Dildo name....just sayin'

               

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