Why Academics Suck

Sadly, I of the Loser Professor Wanker class, discovered that a mod deleted a post of mine. Said mod claims it was a total accident. The post was about Lomax being a tool and hopefully the court agrees. But who accepts accidents or coincidences these days? It was clearly a conspiracy and censorship! CLEARLY!

Which brings me to why it was TOTALLY FINE to censor me. Professors suck. Take it from me. All teachers are evil. OBVIOUSLY. 

What are you top reasons why those with educational qualifications suck? Why professors suck? Why teachers are evil?

I'll start. We indoctrinate the youth. Specifically, we encourage them to think and use evidence when thinking. This is evil. Also, we are elitists. Just better than all other swine by saying "ya know is that rooly true". This is bad. 

I'm calling for all mods to be banned for censoring me. This is not a contradiction because there are no contradictions. Why are you comparing different clauses in a sentence for consistency, that sounds like something a professor would do. And they're bad and evil. 

Top reasons why academics suck?

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  • I've got a Master's degree and, while it might have increased my value as an employee, I know it means fuck all with respect to my worth as a human being. It is privilege dressed up as virtue, and I should have no special authority to tell people anything about how they should live.

    • I just want to know who the fucks Bob .thank Christ my names Robert 😳

      • Hahahaha

        Different Bobs for different jobs

      • Hector you so lucky, as Kylie M once sang

    • What does that have to do with teachers Pou? Who is telling people how to live? Who is attaching worth as a human to a degree?

      I'm so confused

      • Randy, I once had a doctor yell at a nursing attendant - probably could have been handled better - that there was no way I should be sitting in a waiting room with an obvious blood infection moving rapidly up a vein in my leg, and to get me on an IV pronto. 

        Was this special authority? Was the doctor violating my autonomy by advising a course of action to treat the infection?

        Yes. No.

        It's simply not clear why a person's specialist knowledge or skill must generate some huge distraction about what it means for their worth as a person or why other's lack of that specialist skill or knowledge might similar signal anything about fundamental worth.

        If it wasn't for the fact that I am a teacher and thus not to be trusted, I would say "fundamental worth" is a giant red herring?

        • I'm not sure I trust the idea that you are not to be trusted....Is Red Herring tasty? 

          Now I'm confused and hungry.

    • Poupou, who told you that having an MA either gave you a right or obligation to "tell people ... about how they should live"?

      But let's imagine, just for arguments sake, your MA is in contract law. Poupou LLM. I say to you that Lomax is obviously going to slaughter the Eels in court because restraint of trade is illegal in Australia. Call me Mr Sovereign Citizen. You reply that your MA is sufficient grounds to tell me I am wrong, it's legal but the question is always reasonableness. 

      Have you told me how to live, or deployed subject specific knowledge to inform?

      PS: Reason 86 why teachers suck. They tend to be specific about stuff. 

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