Why Academics Suck

Sadly, I of the Loser Professor Wanker class, discovered that a mod deleted a post of mine. Said mod claims it was a total accident. The post was about Lomax being a tool and hopefully the court agrees. But who accepts accidents or coincidences these days? It was clearly a conspiracy and censorship! CLEARLY!

Which brings me to why it was TOTALLY FINE to censor me. Professors suck. Take it from me. All teachers are evil. OBVIOUSLY. 

What are you top reasons why those with educational qualifications suck? Why professors suck? Why teachers are evil?

I'll start. We indoctrinate the youth. Specifically, we encourage them to think and use evidence when thinking. This is evil. Also, we are elitists. Just better than all other swine by saying "ya know is that rooly true". This is bad. 

I'm calling for all mods to be banned for censoring me. This is not a contradiction because there are no contradictions. Why are you comparing different clauses in a sentence for consistency, that sounds like something a professor would do. And they're bad and evil. 

Top reasons why academics suck?

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  • I think those who chose a profession to teach are brilliant and inspiring.  I have a niece and her husband who are both teachers and I've never heard of what the issue is as towards this blog is about.  Unless a person is 14 or for some reason has a certain disrespect towards a certain profession, which is nonsense, 99.9 % of the people I've met have never mentioned they have an issue with teachers or any other profession.  

    In saying that, there's always one bad egg amongst us.  He or she could be a shit truck emptier also.

    • "99.9 % of the people I've met have never mentioned they have an issue with teachers or any other profession".  

      I think that is a pretty high percentage Chiefy, do you think the clergy would be that high.

      Any other profession? hmmm,

      Of course your new Avatar shows you have recently graduated, personally I am still waiting for graduation, have been ever since I saw the "movie". LOL    Dustin Hoffman and Anne Bancroft!

       

      • Haha ive recently graduated to blue belt. Im catching up to yo pop. I had a new one for yourself,  but it was deleted.  Its in your comment wall by the way.  Please install it asap

        • That "blue belt" Chiefy, I think I got one of them on my first 50 Viagra Pack, I didn't know whether to wear it or use it for mud wrestling!

        • Is blue belt like blue balls, a way-station to greener pastures?

      • Poppa, what about the finance professions, I wonder? Most accountants are fine. Boring maybe but who the F wants to sift through tax codes to get $$$ back from the guvment when an accountant can run ya through it? Not me! Gimme da accountant. But then there is the Big 4 crowd and the entire tax avoidance crowd deployed like an army of minions by the minerals and resource sector and big tech birdbrains. Betting only about 2% are into that profession. 

        Ooh, don't forget HR. Occasionally helpful but typically like having one of those Sydney sh*t balls that wash up on beaches wash up in your work flow. 

        Not All Professions Matter

    • Chiefu, have you not seen the shit thrown at Daz's professionhere? It's not most floks, but the ones who do are loud and shrill about it

    • Chiefy, first, please tell me your sarcasm detector was going off when reading my blog. 

      But if you ever have the misfortune of listening to Sky After Dark, Fox (the entire US channel), almost all conservative pundits and influencers, teachers are forever woke mind f***ers out to pervert the minds of kids, who would of course grow up to be rapacious capitalists who don't give a fig about civil rights or a non-polluted planet were it not for THE TEACHERS!!!

      Though your observation points to either a) damn lucky you're shielded from it somehow, or b) huge discrepancy between what paid conservative culture warriors want the masses to think and what the masses think. Hmmmm, b?

      • who would of course grow up to be rapacious capitalists who don't give a fig about civil rights or a non-polluted planet were it not for THE TEACHERS!!....and there's the rub.

    • Spot on chiefy totally agree

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