Update on Lomax situation

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- - - Randy Handlinger > Bob Smith January 31, 2026 at 10:08am
      
      Blow me
      - Bob Smith > Randy Handlinger February 1, 2026 at 12:25pm
        
        Does your mum know you're using the internet? Isn't there a social media ban for under 16?
        
        Randy Handlinger > Bob Smith February 1, 2026 at 1:47pm
        
        You are an old woman
        Who lives in a shoe
        You don't know what you say
        You don't know what to do
        So you stagger around
        like a drunk cockatoo
        But people
        like me
        should help strugglers
        like you
        So here, free of charge
        is step one and step two
        Step 1 is to talk
        to a human female
        When you hear the "eewww" sound
        What you said's why you fail
        To arouse any interest
        From anyone sane
        Step 2 is don't send me those dickpics again
        I have also heard
        "Bob's a Slovenly Slob"
        (and I would point it out
        but I can't...'coz you'll dob)
        
        Poppa > Randy Handlinger February 1, 2026 at 2:29pm
        
        maybe a musical instrument or knitting Randolph......I heard you were once in "bandcamp"???
        
        NB Maybe give the poetry thing a miss?
        
        Randy Handlinger > Poppa February 1, 2026 at 2:44pm
        
        I'll stop rhyming when you stop blowing goats.
        
        I liked it
        
        Poppa > Randy Handlinger February 1, 2026 at 4:58pm
        
        What! Blowing Goats or Bandcamp?
Troy Wade January 29, 2026 at 6:24pm

I'm over Zac. Hopefully the club can make him sit out NRL until season 2028. Something not right with this situation..
- Randy Handlinger > Troy Wade January 29, 2026 at 6:33pm
  
  The Spite Must Flow
- Acme > Troy Wade January 29, 2026 at 6:35pm
  
  It's hard to find anyone backing Zac at this point (The Storm don't count)
KENDOZA January 29, 2026 at 6:37pm

Aah the good old melbourne storm. Been using every dirty trick in the book since 1998

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