True Story of when I was young.

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’

So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty.

‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk.

‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked.

I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted.”

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Alan Hunt December 13, 2018 at 8:29pm

LOL!!
Parra fan on The Hill December 13, 2018 at 8:36pm

lol!!! hahaha.. gold!!!
Outrunna December 13, 2018 at 8:39pm

Gold Baz.
Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐 December 13, 2018 at 9:01pm
Matt December 13, 2018 at 10:00pm

Cool story... still have the condom to this day? Like Many one eyed eels
- Matt > Matt December 13, 2018 at 10:21pm
  
  I wish Jarryd still had his first Condom
jjeel December 13, 2018 at 10:27pm

Very good!!
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- Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst December 14, 2018 at 4:01am
  
  LOL
nudger December 14, 2018 at 4:08pm

i was in the same pharmacy that very day bazza. must of been the same time you were out the back with big tits.anyway there was a guy behind the counter.well this deaf mute came up to the counter and put 2bob on the counter and pointed to his old fella / the chemist looked dumbfounded and asked what?so the mute bloke unzipped and flopped it out on the counter.the chemist then smiled and flopped his out and took the 20 cents.