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Ryles Is Letting Us Down With His Trash Selections

Posted by Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug on May 16, 2026 at 10:05pm

1. Papalii - not a fullback, just a adhd kid. Replace with Apa if Iongi not available.

2. Kelly - butter fingers, trash pickup from loser titans. Replace with Russell.

3. Samrani -okay.

4. Russell - can't pass to JAC. Useless at centre.

5. JAC - is JAC.

6. Volkman - believes his own hype, turnstile, replace with Papalii, can't be any worse.

7. Moses - wtf with the goal kicking. Take the tee off him ffs.

8. Moretti - decent, can forgive his drop ball per game.

9. TDS - passes are not crisp, a poor mans Reed Mahoney when he ignores Moses' calls.

10. Guymer - meh.

11. Tuilagi - why, just fking why.

12. Williams - great player when we are winning.

13. JDB - offer him back to st merge.

14. Walker - only one trying.

15. Paulo - soft hands, soft body, run hard for once!

16. Pryke - okay, don't pass buddy.

17. Mataele - start him.

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Joel H May 16, 2026 at 11:43pm

Whole club needs a clean out. Board needs to sack the whole front office, CEO to GM. Then hire someone like Gould. Only then will things start to improve.
- LB > Joel H May 17, 2026 at 12:00am
  
  So one loss and now needs a clean out. I love it. Why not say so last week after the win lol. Not saying there is no merit to your claim just everyone comes out after a loss.
- Darren Munro > Joel H May 17, 2026 at 12:50am
  
  Gould???? His fingered Canterbury. We need a defensive coach. New conditioning coach and a new gm and recruitment. If you were to look across the board at our team most players are in the lower percentile in their position. Jr seems to think we are tracking up. I don't know what he sees or what metrics his using.
- Joel K > Joel H May 17, 2026 at 1:18am
  
  Gould is washed, he's making Bulldogs go backwards. Richardson is the man

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