1. Papalii - not a fullback, just a adhd kid. Replace with Apa if Iongi not available. 

2. Kelly - butter fingers, trash pickup from loser titans. Replace with Russell.

3. Samrani -okay.

4. Russell - can't pass to JAC. Useless at centre.

5. JAC - is JAC.

6. Volkman - believes his own hype, turnstile, replace with Papalii, can't be any worse.

7. Moses - wtf with the goal kicking. Take the tee off him ffs.

8. Moretti - decent, can forgive his drop ball per game.

9. TDS - passes are not crisp, a poor mans Reed Mahoney when he ignores Moses' calls.

10. Guymer - meh.

11. Tuilagi - why, just fking why.

12. Williams - great player when we are winning.

13. JDB - offer him back to st merge.

14. Walker - only one trying.

15. Paulo - soft hands, soft body, run hard for once!

16. Pryke - okay, don't pass buddy.

17. Mataele - start him.

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        • Reverse-Kaizen...you incrementally devolve until you reach a state of Liquid Shit.

           

  • He can only work with the top 30 he has available . It's honestly a miracle we have been competitive for 50-60 minutes in most games .  The people building the roster - I'm not sure he's involved but I'd say he is - are letting us down . 

  • This whole team is crap. Does the coaching team even practice ball control, passing, holding onto the ball especially if it's wet, or dewy..The errors in this side are disgraceful. As bad as Brad Arthur was in some areas he's far better than this current coach..Moses needs to relinquish his captaincy because it's definitely affected his game this year. I'm not so sure even with a full side that this team would be much better. 

  • meanwhile   , parramatta 's  elite coaching staff  quietly  flys under the  radar. 

    • Elite 🤣 should be 'delete' coaching staff asap. Brad Arthur was better than this joker

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