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Ryles Is Letting Us Down With His Trash Selections

Posted by Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug on May 16, 2026 at 10:05pm

1. Papalii - not a fullback, just a adhd kid. Replace with Apa if Iongi not available.

2. Kelly - butter fingers, trash pickup from loser titans. Replace with Russell.

3. Samrani -okay.

4. Russell - can't pass to JAC. Useless at centre.

5. JAC - is JAC.

6. Volkman - believes his own hype, turnstile, replace with Papalii, can't be any worse.

7. Moses - wtf with the goal kicking. Take the tee off him ffs.

8. Moretti - decent, can forgive his drop ball per game.

9. TDS - passes are not crisp, a poor mans Reed Mahoney when he ignores Moses' calls.

10. Guymer - meh.

11. Tuilagi - why, just fking why.

12. Williams - great player when we are winning.

13. JDB - offer him back to st merge.

14. Walker - only one trying.

15. Paulo - soft hands, soft body, run hard for once!

16. Pryke - okay, don't pass buddy.

17. Mataele - start him.

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- - - Randy Handlinger > Mallee57 May 16, 2026 at 11:20pm
      
      Reverse-Kaizen...you incrementally devolve until you reach a state of Liquid Shit.
Snottie Pimpin May 16, 2026 at 10:27pm

He can only work with the top 30 he has available . It's honestly a miracle we have been competitive for 50-60 minutes in most games . The people building the roster - I'm not sure he's involved but I'd say he is - are letting us down .
Mallee57 May 16, 2026 at 10:29pm

This whole team is crap. Does the coaching team even practice ball control, passing, holding onto the ball especially if it's wet, or dewy..The errors in this side are disgraceful. As bad as Brad Arthur was in some areas he's far better than this current coach..Moses needs to relinquish his captaincy because it's definitely affected his game this year. I'm not so sure even with a full side that this team would be much better.
christeel May 16, 2026 at 10:52pm

meanwhile , parramatta 's elite coaching staff quietly flys under the radar.
- Mallee57 > christeel May 16, 2026 at 11:06pm
  
  Elite 🤣 should be 'delete' coaching staff asap. Brad Arthur was better than this joker
Jman May 16, 2026 at 11:25pm

Unfortunately too many reserve grade players in this team and not a lot of upside in many .Limited skill set and very limited athleticism.Look at some of the other squads and even there body shapes .We look soft
Joel H May 16, 2026 at 11:43pm

Whole club needs a clean out. Board needs to sack the whole front office, CEO to GM. Then hire someone like Gould. Only then will things start to improve.

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Joel H replied to Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug's discussion Ryles Is Letting Us Down With His Trash Selections

"Whole club needs a clean out. Board needs to sack the whole front office, CEO to GM. Then hire someone like Gould. Only then will things start to improve. "