Parramatta Eels are pleased to announce the signing of International English forward who has played for such clubs as Wigan Warriors, Widnes Vikings and just recently HMP Wandsworth. Second-rower Gareth Hock has finally had his visa accepted, provided he keeps his ankle braclet on. Parramatta GM of footy Mark O'Neill said the release of Zac Lomax freed up funds to secure the prized signing and he will join Parramatta pre-season training once his court date is completed in London. The just turned 42 year old will be at Parramatta for the 2026 season before moving back to HMP Wandsworth on a maximum 10 year deal with an option to get out in 5 years.
Finally, welcome Gareth. Hope the Con Air flight wasn't too dangerous.
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Fucking Eels management, they probably don't even realise that they don't have any backup wingers and barely any centres
Now bring back Lee Mossop and Ben Crooks the best pommy talent lands here
And Chris Thorman!
Ben Crooks, now that is a name. Then you have Lee Mossop who came here to have a shoulder reco then piss off back to England as NRL was too physical as the comp f***ed his shoulder again. Also his mrs apparently hated living in Sydney also.
Looks pretty fit for a 47 yo lol.
Keep us up to date on his arrival
Not much to do in prison than working out.
Enough already, it's been 20 years ffs...is this still funny???
Actually been closer to 12 years since the joke started.