Parramatta announce signing of English International

Parramatta Eels are pleased to announce the signing of International English forward who has played for such clubs as Wigan Warriors, Widnes Vikings and just recently HMP Wandsworth. Second-rower Gareth Hock has finally had his visa accepted, provided he keeps his ankle braclet on. Parramatta GM of footy Mark O'Neill said the release of Zac Lomax freed up funds to secure the prized signing and he will join Parramatta pre-season training once his court date is completed in London. The just turned 42 year old will be at Parramatta for the 2026 season before moving back to HMP Wandsworth on a maximum 10 year deal with an option to get out in 5 years. 

Finally, welcome Gareth. Hope the Con Air flight wasn't too dangerous. 

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