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  RONNIE UNDERPANTS July 11, 2011 at 6:26pm

  Dad used to say before he went away on road trips that he was going to "Play up like a second hand mower"
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  ŦōmMýþØΨ-Parra Till I Die! July 11, 2011 at 6:41pm

  Thanks Phil, Glad I could contribute.

   

  Another one was" Fair suck of the Sav"
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  Big Z July 11, 2011 at 6:46pm

  "Im so hungry i could eat the crutch out of a low flying duck"
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  86 Eels July 11, 2011 at 6:48pm

  The best one from my Pop was " A stiff d!#k doesn't have a conscience "
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  Gerringong Lad July 11, 2011 at 6:48pm

  "I'm off to see a man about a dog"

   

  "one dark day in the middle of the night, 2 dead men got up to fight, back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other"

   

  " In days of old when knights were bold and toilets were not invented, they dropped their loads in the middle of the road and walked off quite contented"

   

  Just 3 my old man use to come out with regularly

   

   
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  Gerringong Lad July 11, 2011 at 6:57pm

  Send her down Huey............every time it rained

   

   

   
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  ŦōmMýþØΨ-Parra Till I Die! July 11, 2011 at 7:00pm

  All over the shop like a mad womans shit!
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  Mav69 July 11, 2011 at 7:02pm

  Its so windy it'd blow a dog off a chain,

   

  It's cold as a nuns .... (no offence intended!)

   

  Mad as a cut snake
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  Khagan July 11, 2011 at 7:04pm

  "Go for a pickle and pork and have a bit of a Captain Cook" and "Dogs eye and dead horse".
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  86 Eels July 11, 2011 at 7:05pm

  Seen a better head on a beer

  Got a face like a busted a$$hole