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made love to two twins

Posted by ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER on December 11, 2016 at 12:21pm

I went to church today so I do a confession

so I walk in the church to do a confession so I said to the father forgive me father.

last nite I made love to two twins half my age in positions that I think are illegal over and over again

the Priest thinks for a few minutes and says buy 7 lemons and squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it

and I said will this cleanse me of my sins

the Priest said no but it will wipe that smile off your face

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  • Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst December 11, 2016 at 12:45pm
    Two twins??
    • Glenn Lifetime Eel > Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst December 12, 2016 at 9:46am

      Yes 4 of them. Totally proves Paul that you're lying, no man has enough stamina for 4 women in a nite. However 4 men for 1 woman is completely do-able.

  • Nigel & Gord! "Eel Up Above" December 11, 2016 at 4:39pm

    he forgot to mention that the man in the joke was only 28... you sick bastard Paul, 

  • Alan Hunt December 11, 2016 at 4:49pm

    Twins Basil Twins!!

  • Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin 🐐 December 11, 2016 at 5:02pm
    Boom boom.
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