Jarryd the jilted

On reflection to me Jarryd looked like a jilted lover at his Titans announcement, he looked very sad.
It all started with a very loving relationship with the girl next door (eels), both parties enjoyed each other's company and were very giving but suddenly after many years Jarryd felt like he needed more and decided to chase love abroad where he met a very confident lady (49ers) the relationship started off with a bang, meanwhile his former lover (eels) struggled without him but eventually started to build her confidence back up. After a very exciting start to the new relationship things got a bit bumpy for Jarryd and he started to wonder if he was good enough for his new love and decided to chase after some exotic new lover (Fiji 7's) sadly this didn't work out as he wasn't experienced enough for her so decided his one true love was his first (eels) and quickly put the ground work in for a reunion but when he realised she wasn't as interested as he was and had moved on he panicked and hooked up with a stripper instead (Titans).

Eels

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49er

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Fiji 7's

Titans.

Replies

Jpav August 4, 2016 at 11:01am

Agree HKF and I also learned that when Hayne played with us it was because he loved the club and could never leave due to loyalty and love for parra as long as he was paid the most money at the club. Wonder how well he plays for the coasters when his heart is not in it.
Clintorian August 4, 2016 at 11:14am

Exactly mate.
I hate how everyone have been roasting him on here when it was basically BA's decision. I genuinely think he'll be back here some day because he loves Parra.
Anguillidae August 4, 2016 at 11:23am

Agreed. I watched the entire press conference on fox sports and it was difficult viewing. Graham Annesley was spruiking how wonderful the Titans were and Jarryd just sat there with his head down. It looked like his grandmother had just died. I have a sneaking suspicion that there is a lot more to this story than meets the eye.
Cranky Brad is here!!! August 4, 2016 at 12:57pm

Seriously hope he does regret his decision majorly. Stuff's up Titans rest of the year and causes major problems up there. Also wouldn't mind him breaking his neck and being bed ridden for the rest of his life the germ and pathetic human he is. I was hoping for Titans to do well before he signed but now hope they die in the ass. Wish we were playing them again this year just to see Mau and Scott rip his pretty boy head off.
- parra like > Cranky Brad is here!!! August 4, 2016 at 2:33pm
  
  Over the top much wishing injury on Hayne disgraceful !!
- Cranky Brad is here!!! > Cranky Brad is here!!! August 4, 2016 at 2:55pm
  
  Haha I don't think so.
Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown August 4, 2016 at 2:39pm

Hahaha, great blog HKF.
Alan Hunt August 4, 2016 at 2:44pm

He was just pissed he just expected the club to bend over backwards for him and throw our whole cap at him, we didn't do that and he got his nose out of joint.

Well done BA and Maxi.
Wizardssleeves official receipts August 4, 2016 at 3:10pm

He looked like someone had just told him the meter maids don't come in the model with a handle on the front .
- HKF > Wizardssleeves official receipts August 4, 2016 at 4:11pm
  
  lol wiz lol