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    • Longfin, good call. Sounds Matto-ish, but who knows? It's not a bad idea to wait to see who’s at the door and why before firing the twelve-gauge. Could be the milk man.

  • Can claim self defence how.  Milk men in 2025 lol

    • Chiefy, remember the milkman era? Along with rolled-up newspapers flying onto the lawn. Friendly glass bottles waiting patiently on the doorstep. The creamy layers. Real, fresh milk. Ahhh. Even cows were proud.

      • <iframe width="971" height="716" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/8e1xvyTdBZI" title="Benny Hill - Ernie (The Fastest Milkman In The West)" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyr oscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" referrerpolicy="strict-origin-when-cross-origin" allowfullscreen></iframe>

  • Definitely not Matterson.

    It clearly states "Eels Star".

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