QueeRZland's Premier Parasite upsets Ch 9.

OPINION ARTICLE.

In a move that has set the cat among the pidgeons in the Ch 9 dementia ward, QueeRZland's Premier Parasite has denied entry to SOO game 3 for the worst commentators in the history of Rugby League.

Like all politicians Premier Parasite

New Defensive coach

Everyone thinks KH is coming here to play but due to concussion issues he is actually hanging up boots and will be our new defensive coach...

After seeing KH in action BA is confident he can tighten us up around the ruck

SOO OR SOS?

I have given up SOO many years hence. I agree with one blogger who wants to get rid of it! Will not happen though. I watched last night because it was the only league thing around. I was massively unimpressed with what I saw from NSW. Teddy has not p

How is our roster looking

25 players so far assuming BC rumours true and Hughes and Hollis are in the first grade squad (one at least will probably be development?)

Positions below are according to the nrl team websites; however I would expect Niukore and Papilii to play middl

EELS PLAYERS OT STAR IN SOO.

At the insistent nagging from Slugg here is the first of a series of meaningless blogs about (King) Clint Gutherson and Junior Paulo being named for the first game of SOO.

Gutho had a very fragile year but eventually managed to snare the Dally M Fullb

Nrl abandon the National Anthem for Origin. (Another PC Disgrace)

The NRL has abandoned the national anthem for the game’s biggest showpiece event, the State of Origin series.

It will be the first time in 40 years the anthem will not be played before the kick-off when the series begins in Adelaide on Wednesday night

Sivo for JAC?

NRL.com are reporting that Storm are interested in Bulldogs swap of Remis Smith for JAC (Bulldogs also getting Flanno).

I know Sivo has been a PR cover-boy for the Eels and rightly so based on 2019 efforts. But he is still raw (NRL skills and experien

2020 Grand Final capitulation was shades of 2001...

It was hard to watch Melbourne win that one last night (partly because I despise them with every fabric of my soul) but especially because it took me back to 2001 and watching our beloved Eels get destroyed. Let me draw a couple of comparisons...

• The

Important site update

So I posted this last week in the Site News area but that gets little traffic. I'll post it here instead.

We now have the ability to @mention members in the comments like you can on all other social media sites. You just type the @ symbol and begin t

Lee Oudenryn

Hey guys,

A bit of a blast from the past but I caught up with one of the cult heroes of the 90's in Lee Oudenryn and we did a podcast.

I've released it today, if its something that interests you guys let me know and ill post you the link.

TK

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Ken Thornett Medal Tonight.

Well the big event is on tonight, heres a few of our outstanding previous winners to get you in the spirit of things.

Its a two horse race between Guth and Junior, i think Guth will get over the top, taking nothing away from Junior who has had a great

Parramatta Eels 2020 Season Review

Position: 3

Wins: 15

Losses: 5

For: 392

Against: 288

Origin players: N. Brown, Paulo, RCG, Gutherson

Overall grade: B-

Parramatta came into the season as top four favourites and ultimately they delivered, finishing third for the club's best placing s

Was Damien Cook Offside when Moses took the penalty goal Kick?

He started walking towards half way well before Moses kicked the ball.

What NRL coach has had one finals win, and 5 finals loses in 7 years, and still has a job for the next 2 years?

Any takers?

2021 Spine

1. Gutho

6. D Brown

7. Jnr Paulo

9. Mahooney

14. M Moses

Paulo plays more first receive than Moses and whilst Brown threw an intercept, at least he wanted the ball in his hands to try help eels unlike Moses who barely runs or touches the ball. Paulo's fo

Andrew Johns Effect? All Expected the loss - but we should of won.

Eels used Andrew Johns to help develop the game of Moses, but yet again Moses has not provided any clutch moments in a crucial game. I am not just talking about missing his conversion, but throughout the game all he did was kick the ball, but never c

If you could change one thing, what would that be?

For me it is, play smart. We have improved this year but still have a long way to go. Not sure if Joey has helped but if we could bring in someone like Cooper Cronk - head coach or assistant coach, whatever gets him here, then that would be the one c

Players leaving eels

At the game the following players are expected to leave eels:

- Davey

- Evans

- Field

- Gower

- Salmon

- Taka

- Terepo

- Stefano

- Watson Heleta

- Kyle Scheidier (suprising because he is a very promising player and also captain for u20s)

I may off missed 1 or

Is this Fair? Should WADA change?

If Michael Jennings definitely tested positive, he is such a fool. But receiving the news on gameday of a semi-finals match is horrible. If he got tested on 21st September, and only receives the news today it is stupid. Surely WADA have to do better