OPINION ARTICLE.

In a move that has set the cat among the pidgeons in the Ch 9 dementia ward, QueeRZland's Premier Parasite has denied entry to SOO game 3 for the worst commentators in the history of Rugby League.

Like all politicians Premier Parasite has accidently done the world of RL and its International audience a great favour, but has NFI what has occured.

Rabbit Waren, Goose Gould and Whacko Johns would need to quarantine for 14 days prior to being permitted to attand SOO game 3 at Suncorp.

One can imagine such a move with those 3 locked in a room together for 14 days and the subsequent Emergency issues it would create.

Premier Parasite and her attendant Chief Butt Licker are adamant the trio are not welcome - BUT - does not realise the service this is to TV viewers of the match world wide.

It has been previously stated that the viewing public would get a far superior commentary from patients in an Advanced Dementia Ward, however this theory is yet to be put to the test.

Read all about it here: https://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/channel-9s-warning-after-commentators-and-technical-experts-locked-out-of-queensland-for-origin-decider/news-story/4ec235b967c4cc0c2db366e61057837c

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  • Now it is my opinion if Ch 9 had offered the Fat Maggot a guest commentary spot in front of the cameras at half time, things would have been much different.

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  • Thats absurd! How can the NSW Blues or the Maroons play at Suncorp? Theyll also need to be quarantined for 14 days based on that theory.

    • LOL - Nope to quarantine for teams, Blues Fly in, fly out same day as the club teams did during lockdown.

      Evidently if you come in and out on the same day you can't carry Covid (according to the Parasite and her maggot brigade)

      Also Suncorp is going to have max capacity crowd - around 50,000.

      Toads are in camp in QueeRZland so can go anywhere they like within the state unhindered.

      •  Totally rigged for a Maroons victory. Looks like an ambush. Blues are going to be extremely tough for 80 mins. I maybe should ask Brett what he thinks Lol. It might lead to another 20 page blog

        • Nah - most of them are too busy with the American elections blog to bother about State politics mate.

          There was some talk of bringing The Grasshopper back to ref the game though. Hehe.

        • How is not allowing channel 9's commentators going to effect the result in any way ?

          • You would be surprised Brett. Gus, Johns sneaking to Blues shed at half time and pre match motivating the Blues.

            • I think Freddie, Brandy & Bedsy should have that covered, and in any event they can do that via Zoom or Skype if they feel the need

      • Why cant Gould, Johns, Warren fly in and fly out on same day as well.

        • Because they haven't been in a bubble the way the players have been.

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