Not The Match Day Blog - Round 20 - Eels Blogs

I make no apologies for posting this drivel ahead of Captain Morgan's quality match day work. Make of it what you will.* Sandow the HumanitarianIn a rallying cry for his fellow man, Chris has used social media to call upon his brothers to come together to rid this city of all the muck that holds us back and makes us feel alone. I hope you were all inspired.* The Rally Goes GlobalFollowing the impact of Sandow's call to arms on the Southern Hemisphere, it was only natural that he should spread his wings to Europe. With a contract in the English Super League in his pocket, Sandow sought donations to his new charity, the "Human Fund". Inspired by George Costanza, Chris approached The Parramatta Eels and Eddie Obeid Jr. for financial gifts to help him "tackle" the seemingly insurmountable odds across our world.* Spags - the gift that keeps on givingJust when you thought that he had no more to give our club, Roy again makes our club the pride of the NRL. By creating a company registered at a Miranda residence, with a Dural phone number, and using this company to manage TPA arrangements, this creative accountant has left many supporters wondering how we could doubt his talents.* Parramatta Third Party Agreements ExposedFollowing revelations that dubious arrangements existed for the contracts of Hopoate, Lussick and Sandow, the greatest investigative media minds are about to reveal some unreported TPAs. Apparently Rebecca Wilson will expose the following:Stu Galbraith - an insider revealed to Wilson that packets of Pineapple Lumps would magically appear in his locker after gamesStumpy Stevens - unregistered boxes of Deep Heat balm were apparently delivered to his home during the 1981 seasonIvor Lingard - specially imported beer was reportedly kept at room temperature for this Englishman at Parramatta Leagues Club* Wentworthville finally hit the big time!After a failed application to join the Premiership in 1967, the famous Magpies have finally secured their place in the limelight. The club will be taking on the North Queensland Cowboys. With 35 players on the injured list and no salary cap exemptions, Parramatta will now act as the feeder club to Wenty. We wish them well.Over to you for the real stuff Captain.

"I would be looking to move him on now. He is contracted until the end of 2025 but we should be looking to move him by November 2024. We can pay the last year of his contract out. He can come over here to England and play for one of our teams."

"I find it funny the media are only showing pictures of him wearing a Parramatta jersey. You know he did play for Cronulla, Canberra, Eastern Suburbs and Leigh but let's only post pictures of him in a Parra kit. Fucking arseholes."

Replies

sixtiesboy July 26, 2015 at 6:53pm

Come on Captain. You've been beaten to the punch again. Lol
Yobz July 26, 2015 at 7:23pm

Nice work Sixties. Stu Galbraith - hahahaha
- sixtiesboy > Yobz July 26, 2015 at 7:50pm
  
  Yeah, Matty Johns tried to accuse the Eels of shipping in slabs of L&P in unmarked crates but it was apparently declared.
Daz Sul July 26, 2015 at 7:44pm

Stu got paid days off to tend his sheep farm. Shameful.
This reply was deleted.
- sixtiesboy July 26, 2015 at 8:11pm
  
  Cheers Benedict. Go the Magpies! Btw, these blogs are actually my guilty pleasure.
sixtiesboy July 26, 2015 at 8:29pm

Agreed. And it's therapy for me too after all of the serious blogs I write.
Parramatta Tragic July 26, 2015 at 8:38pm

I needed therapy this week. I went to my doctor and he said he would take my temperature and would I prefer an oral or a rectal thermometer. I asked what the difference was and he said "the taste"
- Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown > Parramatta Tragic July 26, 2015 at 8:40pm
  
  LOLL
  - Parramatta Tragic > Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown July 26, 2015 at 8:43pm
    
    When my wife went for her driving test she failed the first 3 times because she couldn't get used to the front seat
    - sixtiesboy > Parramatta Tragic July 26, 2015 at 8:52pm
      
      PT - you are hijacking my blog with genuinely funny material. It's not fair!

of 3

This reply was deleted.

Eels Blogs

Not The Match Day Blog - Round 20

Replies

More stuff to read

Eels blogs

Line up afterthe bye

Mediocre

SELF SABOTAGE - copy and paste

Lane is cooked

Note: this page contains paid content.

Social Blogs

NRL admits bunker got it wrong on roosters obstruction call

Danny Weidler

Nuclear Power a Balanced View

What is everyone's preferred BBQ meat choice?

Note: this page contains paid content.