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"Id be happy to get a Carrigan clone. Dream scenario would be Patty coming down and mentoring him as well "
"Chuck Norris never went to the dentist His teeth took themselves out
Chuck Norris's farts never stank His colon kicked the shit out of them on their way out "
Chuck Norris's farts never stank His colon kicked the shit out of them on their way out "
"When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, he already had two missed calls from Chuck Norris."
"Best comment on the situation "
"So he's going to Melbourne "
"The clubs are not allowed to speak to Xerrie. He has not been released. Everyone club has said they are not interested, Dragons, Tigers, Parra. These are the only clubs that really would need a centre. More to come once he officially hits the market…"
"God said let there be light.
Chuck Norris said 'say please' "
Chuck Norris said 'say please' "
"Some of my favs as i can't help myself
Norris went to a feminist rally and came back with a sandwich and his shirt ironed.
When he left for college he told his dad "You're the man of the house now".
Chuck Norris once visited the 'Virgin Islands',…"
Norris went to a feminist rally and came back with a sandwich and his shirt ironed.
When he left for college he told his dad "You're the man of the house now".
Chuck Norris once visited the 'Virgin Islands',…"
"xerri 💩s on every centre we have at the club"
"I once saw him slam a revolving door. "
"MON did say they are looking for another back, after signing Kelly, so might not be this back? Who knows.
I reckon we still get Izack Tago"
I reckon we still get Izack Tago"
"The end result is the same whether Ryles wants to sign a player or not. We always miss out. "
"Good to actually see some direct quotes on our recruitment position - no interest. I wonder how often this applies to other players we've supposedly failed to get? "
"Does any one doubt if we had Semi from the time he left, that we would have won at least one comp!
No doubt about it the guy was a game changer literally wins games by himself it's exactly what the teams missing.Back 5 players have increased in…"
No doubt about it the guy was a game changer literally wins games by himself it's exactly what the teams missing.Back 5 players have increased in…"
"I'll say this at least he's definitive who he does and doesn't want.I suspect there's some character flaws in Xerri's make up."
"Guymer joins the extender bench with De Debelin cut. I assume he will play cup"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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From living off the land to the big league: Tuilagi’s remarkable NRL journey
https://www.smh.com.au/sport/nrl/from-living-off-the-land-to-the-big-league-tuilagi-s-remarkable-nrl-journey-20260321-p5rmak.htmlWhen Kelma Tuilagi first left his remote farm in Samoa, rugby league – and the English language – were foreign to…
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Ryles confirms no interest in Xerri
Reporter "You seem to be linked with everyone that pops up in the open market, do you have any interest in Bronson Xerri?"Ryles "Not at all"Reporter "Are you happy with your current centres and wingers"Ryles "Yes" ---------------I'm pretty sure he's…
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Chuck Norris Passed Away
Legendary Martial Arts fighter and Hollywood Actor passed away aged 86 in Hospital from sudden illness in Hawaii. He was surrounded by his family during his passing.
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PARRAMATTA EELS 1986
I know its early ...but Penrith at them moment remind me so much of the Eels that won everything in 86 after a lacklustre 85 where we lost to Saints in the Prelim .....Gosh they will be hard to beat this year Penrith ...
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LOL...another story with Freddie Truman and this time Australian Opener Bill Lawry on his first tour to England.
Lawry facing up against Truman who is playing for his beloved Yorkshire.
First 3 balls Truman coming of the back fence beat him all up, each time Bill Lawry said well bowled Mr Truman, showing all the respect of a youngster in his first game against the fast bowling legend.
4th Ball cleaned bowled.....Lawry says well bowled Mr Truman.....Truman reply's
"I laddie, shame I had to waste it on you!"
Here's one Poppa which may or not pass muster in our woke society. If thats the case I'll blame you for encouraging me! .Mark Waugh ws at 2nd slip when Kiwi Adam Parore came to the crease and promptly played and missed the 1st ball......Oh I remember you from a couple of years ago in Australia. You were shit then and you're f.....g useless now. Parore (turning around) said- "Yeah thats me, and when I was there you were going out with that old ugly cow. And now I hear you've married her, you dumb c..t"
Rod Marsh to Ian Botham: How's your wife and my kids
Botham to Marsh: The wife's fine, the kids are retarded
You're the winner A, thats the best yet!
LOL
Glenn McGrath to Eddo Brandes: Why are you so fat?
Eddo: Because every time I shag your wife she gives me a chocolate biscuit.
Mark Waugh to Jimmy Ormond: Look who it is, mate what are you doing here, surely you are not good enough to play for England.
Jimmy: That might be the case, but at least i am the best player in my family.
To this day that is the best sledge around.
Denis Lillee, Curtly Ambrose, Malcolm Marshall, Wasim Akram, Glenn McGrath.
Ooh ahh Glenn McGrath, is my favourite bowler I think. As Mick stated there are heaps of goooduns that were always great to watch. DK was awesome as were the others mentioned.
Did like Hoggy as well as Lenny Pascoe.
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