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"It's just a coincidence that the Eels have stated a player swap is their desired deal to give their consent to Lomax signing with another team, and Warriors have said a player swap is their desired deal to give their consent to Barnett signing with…"
"Wait wait I got one, how bout Chaijizz Caramel "
"Awesome, locking up our future front row stars before the season starts and the vultures circle when they're see what he can do. Brown and Tuivaiti will form a deadly combo in a few years."
"Tbro?"
"Did I say he wasn't very good? He played 44 games in 3 seasons. Average of 14 per season. His age got him in the end."
"Good call Muttman! Love that idea."
"Oooh I like that "
"Makes sense to have an old head in the squad when you potentially have some retirements coming "
"Top Cat Brown?"
"That's why I said worst case. I don't even think they can prove it was or wasn't hooter. It's just a smoke rolled similar to a joint. From what the sleuths on Facebook are saying it's a photo from the Penrith days released by the ex missus. Well I'm…"
"This is the type of guy we want to be building our future around and I'm not putting roadblocks in his way to do it.If we were as in the other thread to get Barnett this year with a player swap great but come 27-28 if this guys still on the up all…"
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I need a nickname or abbrev
TC brown
TB ???"
I need a nickname or abbrev
TC brown
TB ???"
"Not sold on him, especially at his age and high price tag. Tuivati and Teancum Brown are our future up front "
"But difference is Munster and Holmes had cocaine, easy to see. Iongi has in his favour we have no 100% proof what is in what he was smoking. He could be tobacco.
Lets be fair we all know but how are they supposed to?"
Lets be fair we all know but how are they supposed to?"
"Iongi might be the sacrificial pawn in this saga. Worst case he gets 2 games for bringing the game into disrepute. Munster and Holmes only got similar for coke, so definitely not worse than this. They may look at it as short term pain long term…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Official: Parramatta Eels upgrade Teancum Brown
The Parramatta Eels are pleased to announce that rising talent Teancum Brown has been upgraded to a development contract for the 2026 season, and an NRL contract extension for the 2027 and 2028 seasons. Brown joined the Eels in 2024 in the Club’s…
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Eels demand the NRL hand over all information relating to its involvement in the Lomax saga
As per the SMH's Adrian Proszenko https://www.smh.com.au/sport/nrl/nrl-dragged-into-lomax-legal-stoush-against-eels-20260225-p5o5am.htmlThe NRL has been dragged into the Zac Lomax legal stoush after Parramatta issued an urgent subpoena to obtain…
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Eels interested in Barnett
Parramatta are interested in Mitch Barnett. Now at 33 in 2027 and coming off ACL, good idea? Having Paulo and De Belin being 34 and 36 respectively is it good to have that much age? Ryles wants a Paulo replacement that can lead the forwards, Barnett…
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Iongi: Recent Illicit Substance Scandals vs NRL Sanctions
Even if the Iongi photos are legitimate with alleged illicit substance use, it likely happened years ago while he was at the Panthers. It appears to be a personal smear campaign. Hopefully, we fully support Iongi. He's young and players aren't…
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LOL...another story with Freddie Truman and this time Australian Opener Bill Lawry on his first tour to England.
Lawry facing up against Truman who is playing for his beloved Yorkshire.
First 3 balls Truman coming of the back fence beat him all up, each time Bill Lawry said well bowled Mr Truman, showing all the respect of a youngster in his first game against the fast bowling legend.
4th Ball cleaned bowled.....Lawry says well bowled Mr Truman.....Truman reply's
"I laddie, shame I had to waste it on you!"
Here's one Poppa which may or not pass muster in our woke society. If thats the case I'll blame you for encouraging me! .Mark Waugh ws at 2nd slip when Kiwi Adam Parore came to the crease and promptly played and missed the 1st ball......Oh I remember you from a couple of years ago in Australia. You were shit then and you're f.....g useless now. Parore (turning around) said- "Yeah thats me, and when I was there you were going out with that old ugly cow. And now I hear you've married her, you dumb c..t"
Rod Marsh to Ian Botham: How's your wife and my kids
Botham to Marsh: The wife's fine, the kids are retarded
You're the winner A, thats the best yet!
LOL
Glenn McGrath to Eddo Brandes: Why are you so fat?
Eddo: Because every time I shag your wife she gives me a chocolate biscuit.
Mark Waugh to Jimmy Ormond: Look who it is, mate what are you doing here, surely you are not good enough to play for England.
Jimmy: That might be the case, but at least i am the best player in my family.
To this day that is the best sledge around.
Denis Lillee, Curtly Ambrose, Malcolm Marshall, Wasim Akram, Glenn McGrath.
Ooh ahh Glenn McGrath, is my favourite bowler I think. As Mick stated there are heaps of goooduns that were always great to watch. DK was awesome as were the others mentioned.
Did like Hoggy as well as Lenny Pascoe.
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