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"PVL seems like he's on the take. Tripp potentially lining his and Abdo's pockets gimping themselves out for the cheating storm's benefit.
Instead of being neutral on the matter or taking Parra's side they are both looking out for the best possible…"
Instead of being neutral on the matter or taking Parra's side they are both looking out for the best possible…"
"..and such 'tis time last he wilt be
scorched by the blowtorch aimeth t'ward thee
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scorched by the blowtorch aimeth t'ward thee
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"were you picked on at school?
Ain't gonna be Loading no Dynasty with that attitude"
Ain't gonna be Loading no Dynasty with that attitude"
"With thanks to Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David and Peter Storemare. "
"Doorey in for a big year"
"V'landys would struggle to get a root at s brothel no women would lower themselves for that ugly prick"
"LOL...I'm calling him "Slippery Pete" now."
"I'm sure Slippery Pete will cal - as soon as Melbourne ask him to."
"I wonder how often Ugly Pete calls Eli Katoa to see how he feels....just sayin'"
"To be or not to be
Pete's head is the size of a tree
With a brain as small as a pea "
Pete's head is the size of a tree
With a brain as small as a pea "
"Longfin I understand what you're saying but it's not an experiment, it's a critical part of the games expansion. They made it to the Semis of SG ball in 2025, there are plenty of players who are from Melbourne. They have been the most competitive…"
"I think you have just decided to make a game more than a game and that's your choice. This is just a sport, Parramatta is the club you choose to support. Watch it, have some fun and move on is my advice. If you think the game is corrupt beyond…"
"I think PVL is a smart operator, he's been in cases before he wouldn't have messages that show him engaging. "
"It's always no sugar with Tea'n'cum lol"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Ryles 2.0: 2026 gets off to a bright start in Eels trial
Trials always present the double edged sword of fans getting excited that footy is finally returning, while trying to hold back on any bold predictions given the chopping and changing that occurs at this time of year. Parramatta fielded a mix of…
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V'Landys on Hello Sport
Happy Monday, if anyone wants a good laugh to start their week, skip to 32:50 mark and listen to this f***wit talk. It is laughable seriously. Claiming the offer of $300k was a great deal and we can put that into our junior system. But said we can…
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Picking Up Where We Left Off?
Obviously, it’s only a trial. Other than reviving Henson Park, at best it's test of whether juniors' physicality is up to the task. We passed that test. Perhaps, there were symptoms of something else. We seemed to have picked up where we left off at…
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Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks
Where is the game day blog.
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LOL...another story with Freddie Truman and this time Australian Opener Bill Lawry on his first tour to England.
Lawry facing up against Truman who is playing for his beloved Yorkshire.
First 3 balls Truman coming of the back fence beat him all up, each time Bill Lawry said well bowled Mr Truman, showing all the respect of a youngster in his first game against the fast bowling legend.
4th Ball cleaned bowled.....Lawry says well bowled Mr Truman.....Truman reply's
"I laddie, shame I had to waste it on you!"
Here's one Poppa which may or not pass muster in our woke society. If thats the case I'll blame you for encouraging me! .Mark Waugh ws at 2nd slip when Kiwi Adam Parore came to the crease and promptly played and missed the 1st ball......Oh I remember you from a couple of years ago in Australia. You were shit then and you're f.....g useless now. Parore (turning around) said- "Yeah thats me, and when I was there you were going out with that old ugly cow. And now I hear you've married her, you dumb c..t"
Rod Marsh to Ian Botham: How's your wife and my kids
Botham to Marsh: The wife's fine, the kids are retarded
You're the winner A, thats the best yet!
LOL
Glenn McGrath to Eddo Brandes: Why are you so fat?
Eddo: Because every time I shag your wife she gives me a chocolate biscuit.
Mark Waugh to Jimmy Ormond: Look who it is, mate what are you doing here, surely you are not good enough to play for England.
Jimmy: That might be the case, but at least i am the best player in my family.
To this day that is the best sledge around.
Denis Lillee, Curtly Ambrose, Malcolm Marshall, Wasim Akram, Glenn McGrath.
Ooh ahh Glenn McGrath, is my favourite bowler I think. As Mick stated there are heaps of goooduns that were always great to watch. DK was awesome as were the others mentioned.
Did like Hoggy as well as Lenny Pascoe.
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