Replies

                    • LOL...another story with Freddie Truman and this time Australian Opener Bill Lawry on his first tour to England.

                      Lawry facing up against Truman who is playing for his beloved Yorkshire.

                      First 3 balls Truman coming of the back fence beat him all up, each time Bill Lawry said well bowled Mr Truman, showing all the respect of a youngster in his first game against the fast bowling legend.

                      4th Ball cleaned bowled.....Lawry says well bowled Mr Truman.....Truman reply's 

                      "I laddie, shame I had to waste it on you!"

                    • Here's one Poppa which may or not pass muster in our woke society. If thats the case I'll blame you for encouraging me! .Mark Waugh ws at 2nd slip when Kiwi Adam Parore came to the crease and promptly played and missed the 1st ball......Oh I remember you from a couple of years ago in Australia. You were shit then and you're f.....g useless now. Parore (turning around) said- "Yeah thats me, and when I was there you were going out with that old ugly cow. And now I hear you've married her, you dumb c..t"

                    • Rod Marsh to Ian Botham: How's your wife and my kids

                      Botham to Marsh: The wife's fine, the kids are retarded

                    • You're the winner A, thats the best yet!

                    • LOL

                    • Glenn McGrath to Eddo Brandes: Why are you so fat?

                      Eddo: Because every time I shag your wife she gives me a chocolate biscuit.

                    • Mark Waugh to Jimmy Ormond: Look who it is, mate what are you doing here, surely you are not good enough to play for England.

                      Jimmy: That might be the case, but at least i am the best player in my family.

                    • To this day that is the best sledge around.

                • Denis Lillee, Curtly Ambrose, Malcolm Marshall, Wasim Akram, Glenn McGrath.

        • Ooh ahh Glenn McGrath, is my favourite bowler I think. As Mick stated there are heaps of goooduns that were always great to watch. DK was awesome as were the others mentioned. 

          Did like Hoggy as well as Lenny Pascoe.

This reply was deleted.

Latest comments

Offside replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 2 Team List v Brisbane Broncos
"I really feel Samrani needs to be in the Final 19 his versatility is so valuable "
3 minutes ago
BEM replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 2 Team List v Brisbane Broncos
"For starters, it would've been two weeks for a unsuccessful challenge.
Also, considering that Cleary's was ten times worse and he got off and Chritons was a hundred times worse and he didn't even get charged, yes it would've been worth it."
13 minutes ago
Muttman replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 2 Team List v Brisbane Broncos
"I hope the Eels win. But that Storm game was unbelievably damaging. I can't see them turning it around so quickly. A better performance but still a sizeable loss is on the cards. "
25 minutes ago
Darren Munro replied to Mallee57's discussion The 50+ Statistic
"we now have the six to goes. Should be readjusted to 70. Tic."
25 minutes ago
Francis Nelson replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 2 Team List v Brisbane Broncos
"I have said in the past... Penisini needs to have a good look at himself"
26 minutes ago
Francis Nelson replied to Mallee57's discussion The 50+ Statistic
"But I do not think that we have the team to do it
 "
28 minutes ago
Alfred replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 2 Team List v Brisbane Broncos
"How does Moretti, Guymer and Samrani not get a run in the team. This is the future honestly these guys will walk and we sign De Belin for a ridiculous reason. Another Stephen Kearney alike happpening "
28 minutes ago
Darren Munro replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 2 Team List v Brisbane Broncos
"Not the team I would pick. Good luck to them. A bit worrying JR  said we are miles ahead of last year.  We got rolled by more by a worse Melbourne. I don't know how that's an improvement. Onwards and upwards!"
29 minutes ago
LB replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 2 Team List v Brisbane Broncos
"4 points? That's kind of you to reckon we will score BEM haha. Unless you think it's two penalty goals."
35 minutes ago
macybrown replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 2 Team List v Brisbane Broncos
"Pleased to see Kelly out...phew. Good on JR. 
Thought Simmo would sit it out for Samrani, maybe simply  opting for experience against Broncs
 "
44 minutes ago
Michael W. replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 2 Team List v Brisbane Broncos
"And do you really think they would have cleared hm. Better to lose him for 1wk than 3."
49 minutes ago
Mallee57 replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 2 Team List v Brisbane Broncos
"I hope not Bem otherwise it will be momentum killing"
1 hour ago
Mallee57 replied to Hell On Eels's discussion R2 v Broncos: Back on the Horse
"Broncos 60 Parra 5"
1 hour ago
BEM replied to Hell On Eels's discussion R2 v Broncos: Back on the Horse
"Nice work HOE.
Broncos 60 Parra 4 "
1 hour ago
BEM replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 2 Team List v Brisbane Broncos
"I see the gutless front office didn't challenge Hopgoods ridiculous suspension.
TDS, JDB and pissant Pezet shouldn't be in the top 17.
Broncos 60 Parra 4"
1 hour ago
LB replied to ParramattaLurker's discussion Round 2 Team List v Brisbane Broncos
"Well Williams can come off in the rotation and come back in and play the rest of the game from the edge about 50mins in."
2 hours ago
More…

Keaon done deal

As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs.  Soon to be announced.

Read more…
14 Replies · Reply by Poppa Jan 9
Views: 2184

 

The 50+ Statistic

 I found this statistic interesting and wasn't aware it was a 113 year record. Can the Eels make history by breaking this record and also a 40 year drought? Let's hope so. Records are meant to be broken. Strangely enough the Eels were Newcastle…

Read more…
2 Replies · Reply by Darren Munro 25 minutes ago
Views: 65

<script src="https://pagead2.googlesyndication.com/pagead/js/adsbygoogle.js"></script>
<!-- Sidebar -->
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<script>// <![CDATA[
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});
// ]]></script>