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"The quote "Hi Andrew, not getting anywhere at this point, can you apply the blow torch on parramatta [sic] to get this done.” had no question mark. He didn't actually need to respond. It was like a "move to stage 2" message.
I hope he was dumb…"
I hope he was dumb…"
"Do we think Abdo didn't reply to that text message? I think not. Take em down Parra!!!!"
"Thats the way! Hope the little guy is doing well?
When our entire forward pack is injured at the same time LB, i'll buy you a beer.
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When our entire forward pack is injured at the same time LB, i'll buy you a beer.
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"This is what I am saying. He most likely won't be here in 27, but if he does then it doesn't mean we will have 3 over 33s in our starting team.
Barnett would start. Paulo on the bench and JDB retired or more of a squad filler. Either way is fine…"
Barnett would start. Paulo on the bench and JDB retired or more of a squad filler. Either way is fine…"
"It's bordering on unconscionable conduct. This is getting very messy for the NRL and I'm sure there's some backroom deals in the pipeline to try and make it all go away. Stay tuned..."
"Kram, you must be older than me now.....good to see you mate!"
"Is Randy a patient of your wife LB.......??
Not that I am saying Randy need's a social worker, but a good enema wouldn't do him any harm...LOL"
Not that I am saying Randy need's a social worker, but a good enema wouldn't do him any harm...LOL"
"I would imagine a transfer right now couldn't happen. But it would be useful to dispute the restraint of trade argument."
"I rolled in the 'hay" once, doesn't make me a slut!
PS I still smke rollies!"
PS I still smke rollies!"
"If Warriors came to us and said if you give us Lomax we would let you have Barnett, if we accepted would that be not allowed due to court?"
"NOS you legend i have been living, how about yourself. Fair enough, hey hope i am wrong myself. "
"Using that photo with JAC a good dressing gown ah! down!! would probably do the job."
"Thanks Pato, that does indeed suggest that the Trippster will indeed occupy his corporate box in Vegas."
"Well said Mitchy......for a "righty" Lol
I have not thougt of bringing Greta here.......... was a great promotion."
I have not thougt of bringing Greta here.......... was a great promotion."
"Hey Pops,
How are you & how is Karen? Thank you, Pops!
Been well thanks, just flat out... Looking forward to the season kicking off!
You confident?"
How are you & how is Karen? Thank you, Pops!
Been well thanks, just flat out... Looking forward to the season kicking off!
You confident?"
"Hopefully this does not lead to the NRL imposing a harsh penalty on Iongi and also all our players copping max suspensions during the season.
I think atm the NRL will be treading very lightly with our club but I hope we do not cop any payback via…"
I think atm the NRL will be treading very lightly with our club but I hope we do not cop any payback via…"
Irony is Even Deader
I posted this earlier on Hoe's blog, which was poor placement."Isn't it Ironic, Don'tcha think?
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Shark Attack..... Moses told to be wary of the surf!
Parramatta has moved their pre season training to Lennox Head for this week.They have been warned that when your luck is out, you need to be very careful going into the surf! in Northern NSW.Parramatta officials are very wary of these danger's as…
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Poppa's Dilemma, Welcome to my Corner, come in and have a Cuppa with a Silly Old Bastard. I think it's New Year Shortly?
Well we have been having a few dilemma's around here lately and I am getting confused, from what I can tell we have a lot of problems telling our left from our right. We don't have this problem at home because my wife is always right and I am…
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Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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Eels demand the NRL hand over all information relating to its involvement in the Lomax saga
As per the SMH's Adrian Proszenko https://www.smh.com.au/sport/nrl/nrl-dragged-into-lomax-legal-stoush-against-eels-20260225-p5o5am.htmlThe NRL has been dragged into the Zac Lomax legal stoush after Parramatta issued an urgent subpoena to obtain…
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Eels interested in Barnett
Parramatta are interested in Mitch Barnett. Now at 33 in 2027 and coming off ACL, good idea? Having Paulo and De Belin being 34 and 36 respectively is it good to have that much age? Ryles wants a Paulo replacement that can lead the forwards, Barnett…
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Iongi: Recent Illicit Substance Scandals vs NRL Sanctions
Even if the Iongi photos are legitimate with alleged illicit substance use, it likely happened years ago while he was at the Panthers. It appears to be a personal smear campaign. Hopefully, we fully support Iongi. He's young and players aren't…
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Who replaces addocizzy?
1.Jordan samrani2.Moey alammadine 👀 3.Jake tago 4.Russell 5.Joash papa6.Brian kelly I don't bout samrani on wing.Suits more of that bench utility coming in at back row.So prob not samrani.Moeys been killing it in lower grades and killed it in…
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LOL...another story with Freddie Truman and this time Australian Opener Bill Lawry on his first tour to England.
Lawry facing up against Truman who is playing for his beloved Yorkshire.
First 3 balls Truman coming of the back fence beat him all up, each time Bill Lawry said well bowled Mr Truman, showing all the respect of a youngster in his first game against the fast bowling legend.
4th Ball cleaned bowled.....Lawry says well bowled Mr Truman.....Truman reply's
"I laddie, shame I had to waste it on you!"
Here's one Poppa which may or not pass muster in our woke society. If thats the case I'll blame you for encouraging me! .Mark Waugh ws at 2nd slip when Kiwi Adam Parore came to the crease and promptly played and missed the 1st ball......Oh I remember you from a couple of years ago in Australia. You were shit then and you're f.....g useless now. Parore (turning around) said- "Yeah thats me, and when I was there you were going out with that old ugly cow. And now I hear you've married her, you dumb c..t"
Rod Marsh to Ian Botham: How's your wife and my kids
Botham to Marsh: The wife's fine, the kids are retarded
You're the winner A, thats the best yet!
LOL
Glenn McGrath to Eddo Brandes: Why are you so fat?
Eddo: Because every time I shag your wife she gives me a chocolate biscuit.
Mark Waugh to Jimmy Ormond: Look who it is, mate what are you doing here, surely you are not good enough to play for England.
Jimmy: That might be the case, but at least i am the best player in my family.
To this day that is the best sledge around.
Denis Lillee, Curtly Ambrose, Malcolm Marshall, Wasim Akram, Glenn McGrath.
Ooh ahh Glenn McGrath, is my favourite bowler I think. As Mick stated there are heaps of goooduns that were always great to watch. DK was awesome as were the others mentioned.
Did like Hoggy as well as Lenny Pascoe.
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