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"What's the stats of MON showing his little fella to an unsuspecting lady?"
"I feel attacked as that's me. I say haven't seen you since last year."
"Let's hope it is the year of the Eels. Happy new year everyone."
"It's that time of year when we ask "What did Americans get stuck in their arses this year?"
We know what we Eels have stuck in our butts.....Matto, of course but it is time to think of those less fortunate than us.
My faves...
SCREWS AND NAILS…"
We know what we Eels have stuck in our butts.....Matto, of course but it is time to think of those less fortunate than us.
My faves...
SCREWS AND NAILS…"
"Although in saying the above, I actually don't mind Molo.
Agressive and that's something we don't currently have in our pack."
Agressive and that's something we don't currently have in our pack."
"If the club doesn't want to get into bidding wars simple - dont bid. See what scraps are left and swoop on them bones"
"Yes - HAPPY NEW YEAR to all my fellow 1eyed family members.
The stats say we have a 95% chance of failure again in 26.
If that's the case, statistically speaking, we are due to win 2 titles soon (40 years) to keep those stats accurate."
The stats say we have a 95% chance of failure again in 26.
If that's the case, statistically speaking, we are due to win 2 titles soon (40 years) to keep those stats accurate."
"Let's hope 🥹"
"Why don't we just through some money at Cooper Bai or another young prodigy talent instead of a 31 year old "
"Happy new year everyone . "
"Happy New Year Bubba and everyone on 1EE.
All the best to everyone and their loved ones. Stay safe over the festive season, ladies and gentlemen.
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All the best to everyone and their loved ones. Stay safe over the festive season, ladies and gentlemen.
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"Another piece of fake clickbait shit."
"Haas won't join knights. Its brisbane or rugby."
"Obviously Ryles thinks we are short a middle forward. Interesting considering most fans probably think we are short a centre/winger. I guess all we can do is trust and back Ryles."
"Haas has family there and is visiting so the media have come up with the story. There is no truth and is just like the Molo story which linked him to Parra and Souths. Molo and Haas stories are just fillers they can use until a player misbehaves…"
Keaon done deal
As of Thursday, December 11, 2025, South Sydney Rabbitohs forwardKeaon Koloamatangi has reportedly agreed to a deal with the Parramatta Eels, but it is not yet officially announced by the clubs. Soon to be announced.
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ANY MORE SIGNINGS???
I've been frustrated recently about the work we have been doing in the open market. Jonah's alright for a year and JDB is solid but he's getting old. I feel we need more in the forwards and some a replacement outside back. All I have seen is links…
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Remberance Day
This Remberance Day let us also remember is up to it's eyeballs in a brave fight to survive against a superior attacking forceI have still never seen anything like the performance of a young Ukr warrior (Predator), with a go-pro on his head who…
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Happy New Year To All My Fellow Eels Fans
Let's hope 26 is someone better for all of us including our beloved Eels, let's go Parra in 26 and get behind the boys and girls for a big season ahead go the mighty Eels
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Pivot to the Next.
Chances of this happening. On another note Payne Hass is available for talks as well. 'I'll get in first, and say he can be quality , he is not whom we should target, as he is not a mid season buy or a misdemeanour problem child looking for…
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Injury-plagued winger among four players retained by Parramatta Eels
The Parramatta Eels have released today that they have signed or resigned 4 players. They have retained Patrick Spence, Max Tupou and Meni Luke, all of whom have been playing in the club's pathways competitions. In further news released by Zero…
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LOL...another story with Freddie Truman and this time Australian Opener Bill Lawry on his first tour to England.
Lawry facing up against Truman who is playing for his beloved Yorkshire.
First 3 balls Truman coming of the back fence beat him all up, each time Bill Lawry said well bowled Mr Truman, showing all the respect of a youngster in his first game against the fast bowling legend.
4th Ball cleaned bowled.....Lawry says well bowled Mr Truman.....Truman reply's
"I laddie, shame I had to waste it on you!"
Here's one Poppa which may or not pass muster in our woke society. If thats the case I'll blame you for encouraging me! .Mark Waugh ws at 2nd slip when Kiwi Adam Parore came to the crease and promptly played and missed the 1st ball......Oh I remember you from a couple of years ago in Australia. You were shit then and you're f.....g useless now. Parore (turning around) said- "Yeah thats me, and when I was there you were going out with that old ugly cow. And now I hear you've married her, you dumb c..t"
Rod Marsh to Ian Botham: How's your wife and my kids
Botham to Marsh: The wife's fine, the kids are retarded
You're the winner A, thats the best yet!
LOL
Glenn McGrath to Eddo Brandes: Why are you so fat?
Eddo: Because every time I shag your wife she gives me a chocolate biscuit.
Mark Waugh to Jimmy Ormond: Look who it is, mate what are you doing here, surely you are not good enough to play for England.
Jimmy: That might be the case, but at least i am the best player in my family.
To this day that is the best sledge around.
Denis Lillee, Curtly Ambrose, Malcolm Marshall, Wasim Akram, Glenn McGrath.
Ooh ahh Glenn McGrath, is my favourite bowler I think. As Mick stated there are heaps of goooduns that were always great to watch. DK was awesome as were the others mentioned.
Did like Hoggy as well as Lenny Pascoe.
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