Where's DE NIRO

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EELS ANNOUNCEMENT: Danny Wicks Announces Retirement

It’s with a heavy heart that the Parramatta Eels announce the retirement of prop Danny Wicks, effective immediately.

Wicks, 30, debuted for the Eels in 2015 as player 770 and became a Club favourite, passing the 100 NRL game milestone in Round 18 of 2

ben hunt and frank pritchard

Just more confirmation of frank pritchard and ben hunt may be signed for 2018

http://www.sportingnews.com/au/league/news/frank-pritchard-agrees-to-join-parramatta-eels/yy7aa9kw369h1fsjezscqzagj

http://www.sportingnews.com/au/league/list/nrl-rumours-wro

Jarryd Hayne involved in school pornography gaffe

NRL superstar Jarryd Hayne has been caught in an embarrassing pornography gaffe while presenting an online safety talk at a Gold Coast high school.

Hayne's online browsing history was being shown on a screen at the school, featuring mostly sports imag

THE blue and gold and Brad Arthur remain, and that’s just about the one constant when it comes to Parramatta over the past 12 months.

http://www.foxsports.com.au/nrl/nrl-premiership/nrl-201617-transfer-centre-your-guide-to-player-movements-this-season/news-story/0fc6b441f872a076bf56614252f7dd2c

By last November, the Eels had cheated the salary cap to buy themselves a shiny new super

BREAKING: DANNY WICKS RETIRES

Parramatta Eels forward Danny Wicks retires just months after signing new two-year deal

Phil Rothfield, Sports Editor-at-Large, The Daily Telegraph

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Frank Pritchard

Frank Pritchard will join the boys tomorrow on his first training session .

2017 lineups

Now that semi is most likely gone, Pritchard and Matagai are pretty much confirmed and wicks has retired, interested to see what you think the line up will be. Feel free to throw in anyone who we might sign as we may have a few spare bucks due to the

Barba Dumped!!!

Seven just reported Barba has been sacked by the Sharks.They've sent him to Thailand for rehab, but when he comes back he won't have a contract.I'd like to congratulate the Sharks on taking a stances against dìckhead behavior. Probably more to this s

Bad memes thread ** warning offended people should probably scroll on **

Can we get away with a bad and slightly offensive memes thread in big peoples land ? if so here it is , if not it was worth a try .  

SEGGY IN TALKS WITH SHARKS

I would love seggy here, not sure if we have spoken to him but he met with the sharks last week, almost a done deal

Junior Paulo to fight Paul Gallen

Paulo has spoken for the first time ahead of his highly anticipated bo

Jerry Seinfeld live

As a teacher I am always doing little excursions with my preschoolers. You all act like that age group. Who wants to go see jerry??? We have so many Seinfeld addicts on here? Who would love to go and see the legend? Tix start at 83 and go up to 203 .

Revealed: The culture of bullying and abuse at Wests Tigers

Not Eels related but thought this was really interesting.

A damning report on the Club alleges at least two NRL players have considered committing suicide

2017 SENIOR SQUAD - AS IT STANDS NOW

With the recent club press releases we can start to get a picture of what our top two teams will be in 2017 and it is looking strong without the rumour signings of Hunt, Matagi and/or Frank Pritchard. 

When you look at our senior squad it presents som

At Last a Team That Could Challenge For The Title

With the confirmation still to come that Matagi and Frank Pritchard have signed we have finally assembled a squad that would go very close to challenging for the premiership (barring any unforseen circumstances).

The only question marks are:

• Will Gutho

Northern Territory's New Advertising

Gee I hope they use this when Parra plays there, this will bring the crowds back!!!

salary cap

Is it concerning anyone else that the Eels are recruiting like crazy & have managed to re-sign the bulk of their big name players too?

I hope they know what they're doing,Parramatta are renowned for breaking salary cap rules,even if it's just the seco

Great Navy Story (OT)

I cannot seem to copy and paste it for whatever reason, but this really is a great (and pretty short) read. A pilots story of trolling other pilots when in control of the famous SR-17 Blackbird.

Anyway, if you have a couple of minutes, enjoy.

http://tr

TRUMP OR CLINTON

Who will win and Why?