Eels Blogs

Coates out for 3 months Achilles injury

Storm have confirmed Xavier will miss 3 months after getting surgery for an achillies issue. That's why Storm have been trying to apply the blowtorch 🤣🤣

V'Landys on Hello Sport

Happy Monday, if anyone wants a good laugh to start their week, skip to 32:50 mark and listen to this f***wit talk. It is laughable seriously. Claiming the offer of $300k was a great deal and we can put that into our junior system. But said we can pu

In Solidarity & With Pride

I have been a Parramatta Eels supporter for over 50 yrs now. As long as I can remember.

I can't even say that I chose this. My mother christened me into this Tribe, for better or worse. I saw our Premiership wins. I thought more would follow, but tha

Teancum Brown pushing his case for R1

51 minutes 

13 runs

128 m  pack leader

44m post contact - overall eader

37 tackles.   - overall  leader

93% tackle efficiency - very high 

1 try

2 offloads 

Ill have more to say about him later, but he has to be in the running for a top 17 spot there's no d

Ryles 2.0: 2026 gets off to a bright start in Eels trial

Trials always present the double edged sword of fans getting excited that footy is finally returning, while trying to hold back on any bold predictions given the chopping and changing that occurs at this time of year. 

Parramatta fielded a mix of you

Picking Up Where We Left Off?

Obviously, it’s only a trial. Other than reviving Henson Park, at best it's test of whether juniors' physicality is up to the task. We passed that test. Perhaps, there were symptoms of something else.

We seemed to have picked up where we left off at

Pre-Season Challenge, R2: Game day blog vs Sharks

Where is the game day blog.

CONFIRMED: Storm asked NRL to bully Eels into Lomax deal

Explosive courtroom documents obtained by The Sydney Morning Herald has revealed that the Melbourne Storm asked the NRL to "apply the blow torch" to Parramatta to release Zac Lomax.

A slew of documents released in the Supreme Court revealed that duri

MOSES CONFIRMS ALLEGIANCE AHEAD OF WORLD CUP

Parramatta Eels and NSW Blues star halfback Mitchell Moses has indicated his allegiance ahead of the upcoming World Cup, hinting at a potential switch in his international career.

Moses, who was part of the recent Ashes tour but did not take the fiel

Members Forum 2026 Recap: Our Club is in Great Hands

Earlier this evening, one hundred privileged Parramatta members were given a rare behind-the-scenes insights into the club’s vision at the Members Forum for 2026 and if it is anything to go by the Eels are building something really impressive. Someth

Why Academics Suck

Sadly, I of the Loser Professor Wanker class, discovered that a mod deleted a post of mine. Said mod claims it was a total accident. The post was about Lomax being a tool and hopefully the court agrees. But who accepts accidents or coincidences these

GOOSEBUMPS!! Fire up Blue and Gold Fans

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUpdrN_E0OK/?igsh=ODR2NTdzeTV1MDN6

1st teams list v sharks

01  Isaiah Iongi
02. Jake Tago
03. Villiami Penisini
04. Sean Russell
05. Bailey Simonsson
06. Joash Papalii
07. Jonah Pezet
08. J'maine Hopgood
09. Ryley Smith
10. Sam Tuivaiti
11. Kelma Tuilagi
12. Kitione Kautoga
13. Matt Doorey

14. Tallyn Da Silva

Another 1EE tipping comp

I know there are a lot but if you want to join another please do. Completely free

https://www.footytips.com.au/comps/1EE

Password is: Parraeels1

V’landys Backflips but the Lomax Case May Hinge on One Question

OneEyedEels Tipping Comp

Hey you rabid Eels, 

I have set up a NRL tipping comp to have some fun during the year. Hope you guys are interested. Here is the link to register. Please join in and have some fun.    https://tipping.nrl.com/comps/join/E2S7PB1O

Payne haas joins rabbits

Honestly why man,why rabbits and when will it be Parras turn.I just want the excitement of landing a big player like seriously it's a joke now.

Like Dam man..

Peter V’landys MIA: How the Lomax Affair Exposed Cracks at HQ

UPDATE: V'landys broke his radio silence (Feb 7th) in support of Lomax not long after this blog, and backflipped on the bans and seems to snub his nose at his own contract-sanctity antitampering laws. It stinks.

“You talk tough. Ten-year bans. Is

Purdue

Eels' 2026 Backline?

To those with knowledge of the Eels' lower grades, do the Eels have players coming through in the outside backs who might be within 1-2 years of a) breaking into first grade, and/or b) have the potential to be star outside backs?

I think the Eels' pac