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Wife or mistress - which is better?

Posted by Wile E. Coyote on October 22, 2018 at 7:05pm

Ask a footy fan

Soccer fan: Wife- more stable and meaningful.

Union fan: Mistress - much more of the positives and less of the negatives 

League fan: Both - that way the wife thinks I am over at the mistress’s. The mistress thinks I am with the wife. And I can watch the footy without any friggin interruptions.

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  • LegendTHECROWEELS October 22, 2018 at 7:08pm

    Well atm mate I am having big issues at home with the wife. So maybe I should choose a mistress

    • donald cook > LegendTHECROWEELS October 22, 2018 at 7:18pm

      Mate, we all have issues with the wife from time to time. Every time mine said she is leaving I simply open the door ..strange she is yet to leave. I found when I took her threats seriously she got further out of control yet when  I stay calm and say okay and offer to open the door, she become a lamb.  I am sure all of the old guys here would tell you if you stay calm and call the threat the wives back down but when you going a rage then they play you to the hills.

    • Wile E. Coyote > LegendTHECROWEELS October 22, 2018 at 7:19pm

      Good Luck L3

      • LegendTHECROWEELS > Wile E. Coyote October 22, 2018 at 7:23pm

        I am so close to saying seeya in a bad way

        • donald cook > LegendTHECROWEELS October 22, 2018 at 7:25pm

          if you have children hang in there...……….every marriage goes through good and bad.

          • LegendTHECROWEELS > donald cook October 22, 2018 at 7:27pm

            I do mate and I have bee. String is getting very short

            • Enforcer Eel > LegendTHECROWEELS October 22, 2018 at 7:28pm

              u need a Thai holiday, ALONE

            • donald cook > LegendTHECROWEELS October 22, 2018 at 7:36pm

              try a weekend away , just you and the wife...…..

        • Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst > LegendTHECROWEELS October 22, 2018 at 7:28pm

          Tomorrow is a new day, just hang in there and don’t forget to breathe and stay calm.

  • nudger October 22, 2018 at 7:12pm

    hey wile if you are still set on fiji  luxury escapes has a deal going now 8 nts for $2099.2 kids under 12 free 

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