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    • I am about to have my big toe mauled. Aggressive melanoma under my fucking toe nail. Eagle eyed skinchecker saved my bacon...Too much barefooting in Randy's life

       

      • That's no good Randy , sorry to hear that .

        Most of my medical issues have been from barebacking. I did do my fair share of barefootimg in my time too.  That's a weird one mate to get a melanoma under your nail, my bloke doesn't even check my feet , maybe it's time he does..  what are you going to do with your thongs mate , they up for sale ? I'm assuming without a big toe they're pretty useless to you. 

        • He said that i should retain full functionality, but it's gonna take some work to get Randette to suck on it

          Gonna switch to Crocs, my thongs will be respectfully buried.

          What have wearing crocs and getting your dick sucked by a bloke got in common?

          At some point you are gonna look down and think "wow, I might be fucking gay!"

  • On another note , could someone please ask Jack Whighton at the presser how his decision to leave Canberra because he wants to win a premiership is going ? 

    • The argument one journo said a few months back was he never actually said it that he left for a title. But his manager pretty much told evreyone that was the case.

      We all know it was the reason, Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles can tell you.

    • hahahaha

  • He's 77 going on 78 

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