I'm guessing strippers and shit-loads of piss are off the menu.Maybe a Stryper and Creed evening at Hillsong?Timmy gets his annual eyebrow prune with a Whipper-Snipper while pissed and passed out on communion wine? Maybe a group hug and communal prayer to ask the big imaginary fellow upstairs why their prayers of another Premiership this century were denied again.
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Really? The Easter Bunny said the exact same thing to me.
Jamesy should do a Stryper/Eels picture, full 80's leotards in blue and gold stripes with the "lads" heads stuck on... Oh what a wonderful image, they fukn deserve it after the junk they dished up on Father's Day....
Like this I suppose.
https://instagram.com/p/7UDZGxpL0c/
Credit to Bert de Naturál for the link.
These geniuses thought they were dressing up in their Gay Mardi Gras clobber when the party invitation read "Just come in your favourite Casual outfit".One is dressed as Little Boy Blew,and Seffa is dressed as Meehidum Mydingdong,the Thai ladyboy he banged in Bangkok.
i hope you are 1 year old.
My mate wishes to see the sharks just win 1 in his life time and he 50 years old now.....