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        • Blow me

          • Does your mum know you're using the internet? Isn't there a social media ban for under 16?

            • You are an old woman
              Who lives in a shoe
              You don't know what you say
              You don't know what to do
              So you stagger around
              like a drunk cockatoo
              But people
              like me
              should help strugglers
              like you
              So here, free of charge
              is step one and step two
              Step 1 is to talk
              to a human female
              When you hear the "eewww" sound
              What you said's why you fail
              To arouse any interest
              From anyone sane
              Step 2 is don't send me those dickpics again
              I have also heard
              "Bob's a Slovenly Slob"
              (and I would point it out
              but I can't...'coz you'll dob)

              • maybe a musical instrument or knitting Randolph......I heard you were once in "bandcamp"???

                 

                NB Maybe give the poetry thing a miss?

                • I'll stop rhyming when you stop blowing goats.

                  I liked it

                   

                  • What! Blowing Goats or Bandcamp?

                    • Big Bob's Knobjobs...I like 'em coz he hates it...but he don't stop a bobbin'

                       

                • It's 4 days later Poppa and it's crickets from Bob...he didn't like my rhyme either

                  Pfftt...Everyone's a critic.

  • I'm over Zac. Hopefully the club can make him sit out NRL until season 2028. Something not right with this situation..

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