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Blow me
Does your mum know you're using the internet? Isn't there a social media ban for under 16?
You are an old woman
Who lives in a shoe
You don't know what you say
You don't know what to do
So you stagger around
like a drunk cockatoo
But people
like me
should help strugglers
like you
So here, free of charge
is step one and step two
Step 1 is to talk
to a human female
When you hear the "eewww" sound
What you said's why you fail
To arouse any interest
From anyone sane
Step 2 is don't send me those dickpics again
I have also heard
"Bob's a Slovenly Slob"
(and I would point it out
but I can't...'coz you'll dob)
maybe a musical instrument or knitting Randolph......I heard you were once in "bandcamp"???
NB Maybe give the poetry thing a miss?
I'll stop rhyming when you stop blowing goats.
I liked it
What! Blowing Goats or Bandcamp?
Big Bob's Knobjobs...I like 'em coz he hates it...but he don't stop a bobbin'
It's 4 days later Poppa and it's crickets from Bob...he didn't like my rhyme either
Pfftt...Everyone's a critic.
I'm over Zac. Hopefully the club can make him sit out NRL until season 2028. Something not right with this situation..
The Spite Must Flow
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