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        Randy Handlinger > Bob Smith January 31, 2026 at 10:08am

        Blow me
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          Bob Smith > Randy Handlinger February 1, 2026 at 12:25pm

          Does your mum know you're using the internet? Isn't there a social media ban for under 16?
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            Randy Handlinger > Bob Smith February 1, 2026 at 1:47pm

            You are an old woman
            Who lives in a shoe
            You don't know what you say
            You don't know what to do
            So you stagger around
            like a drunk cockatoo
            But people
            like me
            should help strugglers
            like you
            So here, free of charge
            is step one and step two
            Step 1 is to talk
            to a human female
            When you hear the "eewww" sound
            What you said's why you fail
            To arouse any interest
            From anyone sane
            Step 2 is don't send me those dickpics again
            I have also heard
            "Bob's a Slovenly Slob"
            (and I would point it out
            but I can't...'coz you'll dob)
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              Poppa > Randy Handlinger February 1, 2026 at 2:29pm

              maybe a musical instrument or knitting Randolph......I heard you were once in "bandcamp"???

               

              NB Maybe give the poetry thing a miss?
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                Randy Handlinger > Poppa February 1, 2026 at 2:44pm

                I'll stop rhyming when you stop blowing goats.

                I liked it

                 
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                  Poppa > Randy Handlinger February 1, 2026 at 4:58pm

                  What! Blowing Goats or Bandcamp?
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                    Randy Handlinger > Poppa February 1, 2026 at 9:07pm

                    

                    Big Bob's Knobjobs...I like 'em coz he hates it...but he don't stop a bobbin'

                     
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  Troy Wade January 29, 2026 at 6:24pm

  I'm over Zac. Hopefully the club can make him sit out NRL until season 2028. Something not right with this situation..
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    Randy Handlinger > Troy Wade January 29, 2026 at 6:33pm

    The Spite Must Flow
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    Acme > Troy Wade January 29, 2026 at 6:35pm

    It's hard to find anyone backing Zac at this point (The Storm don't count)