The reason we lost the last two games!!!

JARRYD Hayne has always thought big — and now he’s living it large with Superbowl champions, the Seattle Seahawks.The Eels skipper got the jump on his teammates this week, crossing the Pacific for a personal tour of NFL and College football powerhouses in Washington State.A certain selection for the Kangaroos Four Nations squad, Hayne was unable to join Parramatta’s entire squad on their prearranged trip to Seattle, which will double as their return to training in the first week of November.Kangaroos commitments means Hayne is taking the trip before his teammates. Source: News Corp AustraliaRealising he would miss the opportunity of a lifetime, Hayne approached Eels CEO Scott Seward on Monday to see if he could go alone this week.He boarded a plane to Los Angeles on Wednesday.“Jarryd approached the club and said he didn’t want to miss out. It was pretty hectic, but luckily we had the contacts and that came into play,” Seward said.“He wants to go over there, see what they have to offer and be in peak condition for the Four Nations tournament.”

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slip September 19, 2014 at 11:22am

I don't understand your point? Are you saying he had other things on his mind? Are you saying he threw the last 2 games to visit the States earlier?
Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst September 19, 2014 at 11:27am

Bingo....btw you said it not me
- slip > Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst September 19, 2014 at 11:32am
  
  hahahah I doubt that.
- Cranky Brad is here!!! > Mr 'BringBackFitzy' Analyst September 19, 2014 at 4:51pm
  
  Fucking hell I have read some stupid things on here but this takes the cake for sure. Get off the drugs while you still might have a chance to save a bit of your brain.
FREDDY September 19, 2014 at 11:31am

Playne to see. They had holidays booked to avoid playoffs.
Come on now im just messing with you.
911 was an inside job. Stop it my insides hurt.
Frank The Tank September 19, 2014 at 11:36am

We lost the last two games because Parramatta aren't anywhere near as good we think. If Hayne turns off we have nothing.
And judging by the poor recruitment so far for 2015 it ain't gonna get any better anytime soon.
Hayne will need to win the Dally M again next year for us to run deep.
- Robert Lloyd > Frank The Tank September 19, 2014 at 2:24pm
  
  I am with you there 100% Frank--right on the money. I used your wonderful phase yesterday---Delusional Optimist---too good to lay dormant for any length of time! I hereby give rightful attribution to you.
- SuperEel 22 > Frank The Tank September 19, 2014 at 2:35pm
  
  Frank, even that wasn't the real reason we lost those games. Trust me, the answer is along those lines but not quite it.
fishbulb September 19, 2014 at 12:04pm

Are you taking the piss?
Ham Sammich September 19, 2014 at 12:05pm

Is this going to be another "Let's blame Hayne for all of our problems" blog?

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