The injury ward

Given the raft of injuries across first grade I thought it best to collate it all together to see where we currently sit. Have sorted it into positions.

1. Iongi

2. Twidle

3. Russell (maybe back this week)

4. Samrani

5. Simonsson

6. Pezet

7. (Moses groin but still playing)

8. (Paulo carrying an injury but still playing)

9. (Smith carrying an injury but still playing)

10. Hopgood

11. Kautoga

12. Tuilagi

13. Doorey

14. Tuivaiti

15. (JAC ribs but still playing)

16. Ryan Matterson

17. Jake Tago

18. Richie Penisini

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  • With tongue in cheek we might have to get a club statement on injuries within the R@R dept, and add that to the list as well. They seem to be performing under par for quite some time.

    • Well they string one up every week now Bluey, its time for "Bob The Builder" to step up .....at the very least we need a new set of "gallows" and a Taxidermist!

  • Can we even loan for some player 

  • Mark O'Neil must be sacked after this, along with the head of athletic performance, Matthew Jay (fresh off back to back wooden spoons with his former clubs).

    1. Roster is poorly assembled, that's on Mark O'Neil.

    2. Everyone's getting injured because they are unfit and can not keep up with the pace of the game, that's on Matthew Jay.

    • To be fair, Iongi, Hopgood and Simmo were all injured from foul play. Nothing to do with fitness.

      • Looks like you can add Kelma to that list as well Milky, JAC was not a lack of Fitness, Neither was Moses and Russell.

        Parraborn hasn't quiet figured out why there is a lack of fitness yet.....he maybe Parra Born but I would be surprised if he was Bred anywhere......of course if you are no brain and all pain, you probably don't undertstand fitness anyway!

        • Dave im starting to firmly believe the old saying you just can't educate idiots hey

        • You're right, mate. We're a super fit team. After 20 minutes against the titans we weren't completely gassed. Everything is fine.

          I doubt you understand fitness Poppa and I wouldn't be making such insults if I were you old man, you seem to find my comments every chance you get which suggests you don't spend much time away from your keyboard.

          I'm not oblivious to the fact that foul play has contributed to some of the injuries however some of them are soft tissue injuries that did not occur from foul play. Not to mention the many players that are clearly continuing to play under an injury cloud.

    • 100% 

    • Why the fuck did we hire this guy...it obviously wasn't his resume.

      Who hired him...is he someones cousin?

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