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  Uncle Wizardssleeve- Indigenous Elder-Freemason Hunter -He/Him June 17, 2025 at 5:05pm

  

  What a poo team.  Right now I'd be more confident if Ryles named himself in the forward pack. I'm so glad I never slung shit at my Tigers supporter mates when they were the pooest team the NRL had ever witnessed. 
  

  If this club were a car it'd be a Great Wall.  You know when you drive through a ritzy suburb and see some shitbox car parked in the driveway of a massive mansion ,  this shitbox team parked in the big Centre Of Eggs out at whoop whoop.  
  
  

  All the gear and no idea . 
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    Cumberland Eel > Uncle Wizardssleeve- Indigenous Elder-Freemason Hunter -He/Him June 17, 2025 at 5:13pm

    

    Nope a Daihatsu 2 cylinder 
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  Muttman June 17, 2025 at 5:10pm

  This is basically a reserve grade team. (With a few exceptions). MON and co have really done an amazing job. The club is in good hands. 
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    Uncle Wizardssleeve- Indigenous Elder-Freemason Hunter -He/Him > Muttman June 17, 2025 at 5:42pm

    
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  Joel K June 17, 2025 at 5:11pm

  That's a disgusting team list, Ryles has Matto and Mataele in reserves surely you play both on the bench
• Yehez June 17, 2025 at 5:12pm

  what the hell is WIremu doing there,

  Otherwise ah well. 
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  EA June 17, 2025 at 5:27pm

  So looks like the players unavailable are;

  1. Moses
  2. Brown
  3. Moretti
  4. Tuivita
  5. Dunster
  6. Simonson
  7. Richie Penisni
  8. Tago
  9. Latu

  Then Lane, Joe O and Carty have left mid year too. Matto being a pussy too so out of favour again.

  I genuinely wonder what our top 30 looks like right now for this year with the number of changes. I recon the club are trying to front load lot of the player salries into this years cap so they have more money to build a team for the future years. So hope we start seeing some signings and good news soon. Got to be patience but its fkn hard lol.
  • Eels95 > EA June 17, 2025 at 5:35pm

    You put Brown, Moses, Simmonson, Moretti and Tuivati and it looks like a competitive team.  If you take every teams starting halves, centre and 2 up and coming props out its going to start to resemble a reserve grade team.  We need some people to fill that squad out, 100% but we do have over a quarter of our best 17 unavailable.  

     
    • Eli Stephens > Eels95 June 17, 2025 at 5:40pm

      Exactly lol, look at panthers this week. Fried 
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        Uncle Wizardssleeve- Indigenous Elder-Freemason Hunter -He/Him > Eli Stephens June 17, 2025 at 7:44pm

        Only difference is one team has half their squad playing Origin, and the other is missing two quality NRL players , a couple of players that would the squad in the teams in the bottom half of the table , and a bunch of reserve graders .