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  Parra Dice August 14, 2019 at 10:57am

  I am more scared of what our education system can produce in terms of competent English and grammar. 
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    MeelK > Parra Dice August 14, 2019 at 11:10am

    They're is no dowt it is a searioss problem PD, I see it everywere thees dayes and find it qwite confronting.
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  Richard DeVere August 14, 2019 at 11:20am

  I don't think Parra will make top 4. Rabbitohs and Raiders have a much better for and against and they're currently two points ahead on the ladder. 

  But isn't it splendid, that the Eels will be playing finals football this year. Although, the Eels at best will be a dark horse. 
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  • Dave August 14, 2019 at 11:31am

    Going down
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  the eggman August 14, 2019 at 11:30am

  Well this year we've gone from the basement to a couple of floors below the penthouse.we're above the 1st floor foyer and restaurant . Still a standard room on a modest level with a decent view of the mountains to the west.If we can sneak up the service elevator we might get to the top floor but without a key we won't get inside the honeymoon suite.
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  the eggman August 14, 2019 at 11:36am

  I kid you not I have woke up drunk needing to pee at that cheap hotel near the airport, the toilet door and door to the room next to each other and ended up outside banging on the door nude, my wife inside passed out took her 10 minutes to get up and let me in.
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  Parramatta Tragic August 14, 2019 at 9:15pm

  A Deprtment store opened in downtown area that sold men and a women decides to visit it in search of a husband.

   

  At the store’s entrance, there’s a sign outlining the department store policy.
  
  * The first rule states that you can only enter the store once.
  * There are six floors and on each floor you can choose a husband or elect to move on to the next floor.
  * You cannot visit a floor more than once other than to leave the building.
  
  The woman visits the first floor. The sign reads: **Men with jobs.**
  
  She moves on to the second floor: **Men with jobs that adore children.**
  
  She moves on the the third floor where the sign reads: **Wealthy men that adore children and are very handsome.**
  
  She thinks to herself, "that's a very good deal" yet moves on to the fourth floor: **Wealthy men that adore children, are very handsome and help with the household chores.**
  
  She decides to move on as things are constantly improving: **Wealthy men that adore children, are very handsome, help with the household chores and are very romantic.**
  
  The woman is about to make her purchase but can't resist moving on to the sixth floor. There the sign reads: **You are visitor number 26,635,856 on this floor. There are no men here. This floor exists as proof that it is impossible to please women.**
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    Parramatta Tragic > Parramatta Tragic August 14, 2019 at 9:20pm

    I was also floored by my wife today. After calling her "my rambling rose" for 30 years, I come home today and she tells me "never call me that again". I asked her why not and she said that she finally looked up rambling rose in Yates garden guide and it said: "Won't root properly in a normal bed but goes great up against a wall"

     
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      Parramatta Tragic > Parramatta Tragic August 14, 2019 at 9:32pm

      Has anyone just heard about the disasterous new CPU chip flaws? No??...........

      It must be bad intel
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      Son of Slugg > Parramatta Tragic August 14, 2019 at 9:37pm

      Video please