Sixtiesboy out for 4-6 weeks.

In a tragic mid-game accident, Sixties boy has sustained a potentially career limiting injury. A broken leg was the horrific outcome of a half-time journey to put the bin out.

The apparent lack of concern from friends and family left him stranded on the front lawn with only the neighbours in any place to help him.

Last night it was announced that scans revealed a break in 2 places.

The club is yet to release any press statement on the matter. Sixtiesboy however is denying any involvement of drugs or alcohol.

I'm sure we all wish him well in his recovery.

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  • Get better 60s ... Hope to see you on your feet soon.
  • Hope your not suffering to much sixties don't know how we will cope without your insight for the next few week's and going on Trouser Eels report I don't think you can re-sign the family or friends for next year, chin up mate and hope you are back on your feet  soon

  • Get well soon mate, all the best.

  • Quick hello and thanks.
    • Another victim of the soulless machine that is domestic chores.

      Get well soon mate.

    • Time to strap into the lounge and enjoy some binge tv show watching.
  • Get well soon mate.
  • Oh no sorry to hear sixties!

    Crikey's we just get Taka back now this...season horribilus injury wise

  • Get into the calves blood, peptides , mothers milk or anything you can to get back on your feet.
  • haha...damn domestic chores

    Boxed series of Breaking Bad is your friend too Sixties. May as well turn this into somewhat of a positive

    p.s don't forget to camoflague the cast come training day.

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