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"It's that time of year when we ask "What did Americans get stuck in their arses this year?"
We know what we Eels have stuck in our butts.....Matto, of course but it is time to think of those less fortunate than us.
My faves...
SCREWS AND NAILS…"
We know what we Eels have stuck in our butts.....Matto, of course but it is time to think of those less fortunate than us.
My faves...
SCREWS AND NAILS…"
"Although in saying the above, I actually don't mind Molo.
Agressive and that's something we don't currently have in our pack."
Agressive and that's something we don't currently have in our pack."
"If the club doesn't want to get into bidding wars simple - dont bid. See what scraps are left and swoop on them bones"
"Yes - HAPPY NEW YEAR to all my fellow 1eyed family members.
The stats say we have a 95% chance of failure again in 26.
If that's the case, statistically speaking, we are due to win 2 titles soon (40 years) to keep those stats accurate."
The stats say we have a 95% chance of failure again in 26.
If that's the case, statistically speaking, we are due to win 2 titles soon (40 years) to keep those stats accurate."
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Lacks Sivo's energy and enthusiasm
Wow this bloke seems to accelerate through the collision
That dude is seriously impressive... there was more speed / oomph / fitness in 1 of any of those runs than Sivo shows in a season. Speed, skill, strength... what a combo... and zero fear or concern taking on a forward pack either.
By comparison... and I'm generalising a bit... we have a bloke with stats that greatly inflate the perception of what he actually does on the field, who 80% of his tries involve a couple of steps and putting a ball down, who farts around every play the ball regardless of what momentum he is killing, who offers absolutely zero punch off our own line, who has a dumb hitting technique that costs us via suspension, who hits the ball up like someone half his size & weight, who is slower to get back on side than some forwards and who looks gassed after running more than about 30m... after which point it looks like he's running in quicksand.
That Hibosi fella would be worth 3x what Sivo-Sivo-Sivo is on... and he would not be unique, there would be more than a few others like him. Sivo would be more useful to us shifting heavy furniture around the leagues club.
How are we going to generate a slow play the ball with that type speed plus he spoils the goal kicker by running it around to the sticks
Doesn't have Sivo's skip or limp in his arsenal sorry...