1. Papalii - not a fullback, just a adhd kid. Replace with Apa if Iongi not available. 

2. Kelly - butter fingers, trash pickup from loser titans. Replace with Russell.

3. Samrani -okay.

4. Russell - can't pass to JAC. Useless at centre.

5. JAC - is JAC.

6. Volkman - believes his own hype, turnstile, replace with Papalii, can't be any worse.

7. Moses - wtf with the goal kicking. Take the tee off him ffs.

8. Moretti - decent, can forgive his drop ball per game.

9. TDS - passes are not crisp, a poor mans Reed Mahoney when he ignores Moses' calls.

10. Guymer - meh.

11. Tuilagi - why, just fking why.

12. Williams - great player when we are winning.

13. JDB - offer him back to st merge.

14. Walker - only one trying.

15. Paulo - soft hands, soft body, run hard for once!

16. Pryke - okay, don't pass buddy.

17. Mataele - start him.

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      • Yep, those changes you suggest probably would have made a difference but I think Ryles isn't a good coach to be honest. I mean seriously look at the errors this team keeps making every week. Ball skills, ball handling, practicing holding the ball in wet damp conditions, practicing night time games versus day games, tackling, quick play the balls, goal line defence! 

        • Reverse-Kaizen...you incrementally devolve until you reach a state of Liquid Shit.

           

  • He can only work with the top 30 he has available . It's honestly a miracle we have been competitive for 50-60 minutes in most games .  The people building the roster - I'm not sure he's involved but I'd say he is - are letting us down . 

  • This whole team is crap. Does the coaching team even practice ball control, passing, holding onto the ball especially if it's wet, or dewy..The errors in this side are disgraceful. As bad as Brad Arthur was in some areas he's far better than this current coach..Moses needs to relinquish his captaincy because it's definitely affected his game this year. I'm not so sure even with a full side that this team would be much better. 

  • meanwhile   , parramatta 's  elite coaching staff  quietly  flys under the  radar. 

    • Elite 🤣 should be 'delete' coaching staff asap. Brad Arthur was better than this joker

      • This is why MoN needs to go. Ryles hasn't had enough time yet bloodthirsty folks like you still want his head..He needs protecting from you fucking axe-weilding lunatics....so take an executive head,(you're up MoN) pop it off and throw it under the bus to buy space & time for Ryles & also show that they won't "scapegoat" the coach to protect the positions of their results-starved but loyal friends

  • Unfortunately too many reserve grade players in this team and not a lot of upside in many .Limited skill set and very limited athleticism.Look at some of the other squads and even there body shapes .We look soft 

     

  • Whole club needs a clean out. Board needs to sack the whole front office, CEO to GM. Then hire someone like Gould. Only then will things start to improve. 

    • So one loss and now needs a clean out. I love it. Why not say so last week after the win lol. Not saying there is no merit to your claim just everyone comes out after a loss. 

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