Muttman's quote from Wayne Bennett 'Playing for each other, ball control, committed defence' got me thinking about some classic rugby league quotes and cliches, some of which are quite clever.
There's a wealth of experience on the forum including some overseas members - so what are some of your favourites from over the years?
Here's a couple from ourown Jack Gibson:
'That guy is so quick, he can switch off the light and get into bed before the room is dark.'
'I think he must have an egg-timer - every four minutes, he blows the whistle'
and a classic from Jim Dymock during a game in 1999:
Referee to Jim Dymock "You were the agressor.."when called out and cautioned after a fight. "Of course I was. I f*cken smashed him!"
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And what happened to the old Rugby League terms such as "Shut the gates, he's away" and "the floodgates have opened"
We trained like Tarzan all week, then played like Jane.
I think they used to give Jason Ryles a similar description - looks like tarzan, plays like jane
And bring back the Wall and the flying wedge.
It's long enough, it's high enough and it's straight between the posts.