Rugby League classic quotes and cliches

Muttman's quote from Wayne Bennett 'Playing for each other, ball control, committed defence' got me thinking about some classic rugby league quotes and cliches, some of which are quite clever.

There's a wealth of experience on the forum including some overseas members - so what are some of your favourites from over the years?

 

Here's a couple from ourown Jack Gibson:
'That guy is so quick, he can switch off the light and get into bed before the room is dark.'

 

'I think he must have an egg-timer - every four minutes, he blows the whistle'

 

and a classic from Jim Dymock during a game in 1999:

Referee to Jim Dymock "You were the agressor.."when called out and cautioned after a fight. "Of course I was. I f*cken smashed him!"

 

 

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  • Wally Lewis, when he played against the Kiwi's, he used to say to them "Hows your faaarther", like a sheep sound... to rile them up.
  • Jack Gibson on the Sharks - Waiting for a Cronulla premiership is like leaving the porch light on for Harold Holt to return

    And what happened to the old Rugby League terms such as "Shut the gates, he's away" and "the floodgates have opened"
  • Former Kiwi coach Frank Endacott talking about his club team after a loss:
    We trained like Tarzan all week, then played like Jane.

    I think they used to give Jason Ryles a similar description - looks like tarzan, plays like jane
  • I always call Jason Ryles, handbag Ryles. The guy is soft!

    And bring back the Wall and the flying wedge.
  • That was back in 1987 and Fulton had another run in with Harrigan in 1998 when Manly played the Broncos. Fulton also blasted Harrigan on radio in 2002 when Harrigan heavily penalised Parra against the Knights and sin bined three Parra players.
  • Dymock's quote is legendary, it was actually shown on TV, me and the boys couldn't stop laughing.
  • I always thought that was Dane Carlaw
  • Legendary Frank Hyde:
    It's long enough, it's high enough and it's straight between the posts.
  • Nice slip!
  • Nathan Hindmarsh to one of the refs when told there are to many penalties simply told him to "stop blowing the whistle then!"
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