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"Pop, next time when Moses is out, the next man up unquestionally, should be Apa Twidle. This guy is a playmaker and leader, and he is ready.
And so I don't want to lose him, as believe me he's getting noticed by everyone looking for young talent.
My…"
And so I don't want to lose him, as believe me he's getting noticed by everyone looking for young talent.
My…"
"He's hell bent on boxing ay, T'Brown, Sam, Rhyda, Latu, Lokeni , Moretti, Guymer , Funa-Luta and even Jordan Miller ... we looking goods there and they bring mongrel with them too"
"thanks Chief
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Every time you look at me, my nuts tighten!
Watched my best mate walk up to a stunner at a nightclub and put his keys and wallet in her handbag, she says to him WTF and he goes" just saving some time later on when i take you home to my place"
Needless to say the only thing he took home that night were blue balls.
Another night he walked up to a young lass with a nice full chest and licked his finger and stuck it right on her braless and impressive chest and said "lets get you out of these wet clothes"
He copped a paddling for that one lol.
A young Al was away on a cricket trip once and doing his best with a fairly attractive bird, surprising i was doing well but couldn't get rid of her annoying chunky friend with an overbite and a face like a smacked arsehole.
After finally having enough of this cockblocking nightmare i say to her "would you like to dance"????
She says "i would love to"
And i say "great fuck off so i can talk with your friend alone" After getting my face slapped by lobotomy girl her friend got up and called me a pig and left. I went back to the bar with a hand print on my face and my mates pissing themselves laughing.
Gee real panty dropping line that one.
Yeh but I probably rejected Nathan Tinkler and his millions lol
No nonsense he just went up to women and asked if they would like to have sex with him.
He said it had about a 1 in 200 success rate in night clubs.
So he just went from girl to girl asking until he got a yes, and a well slapped face.
He also used change electrical wires and light switches without turning off the electricity- said he got a buzz from his screw driver
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