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Parramatta new signing

Posted by LB on April 4, 2026 at 2:01pm

Parramatta are pleased to announce the signing of Red Wiggle Simon 😂😂😂😂

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Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin🐐 - Mark O'neill' Sack ! April 4, 2026 at 2:08pm

I don't get this. Must be Mark O'Neill’s biggest signing, and a huge opportunity for his outgoing resume
Muttman April 4, 2026 at 2:12pm

I'm all for the warm and fuzzies. Community engagement is important. But given our now, well known lack of ability to sign in-demand targets making this type of announcement is downright embarrassing. The Broncos just announced Barnett, the Eels announce the red Wiggle. FMD.
- LB > Muttman April 4, 2026 at 3:00pm
  
  Now now, he is a big bloke, could run a good line. He can do the wiggle groove in the tackle.
- fishbulb > Muttman April 4, 2026 at 3:52pm
  
  Exactly - if you're going to sign a red wiggle, it's got to be Murray ffs. Not this pretender...
  - LB > fishbulb April 4, 2026 at 4:55pm
    
    Now Murray would run through the gauntlet head first broken bones and long falling off.
Parraboy April 4, 2026 at 3:06pm

How embarrassing, what a shit show
- LB > Parraboy April 4, 2026 at 4:57pm
  
  It's harmless really.
Cʜɪᴇғy Mclovin🐐 - Mark O'neill' Sack ! April 4, 2026 at 3:20pm

I thought this was ai. Wtf embarrassment
Kurupt - Your Mums Favourite Thug April 4, 2026 at 3:59pm

Can he play centre?
Blue Eel April 4, 2026 at 4:26pm

Did he get a player option for his third year.

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