Parramatta are pleased to announce the signing of Red Wiggle Simon 😂😂😂😂
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"Seems Wiz is unable to grasp moral vs legal impairment, including why assuming reckless driving due to above-zero drug count is incorrect.Â
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You know what they say, if it's too much for your small brain, just don't comment "
"If he was suspended due to an act at work ( playing for the club)  , then yes his salary would and should be covered.  But do you think he should be paid what 115k ? For getting on the bags and driving whilst hes serving his suspension ?  It's…"
"$650k per year is nothing to sneeze at! I wouldn't mind that per year"
"And you'd be wrong.  Laws stance is zero tolerance.  The amount of words you can post on the wall of text you both  wrote or level of impairment is as relevant as what thongs he was wearing. You wish to change the laws , go for gold, it'd be…"
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I don't get this. Must be Mark O'Neill’s biggest signing, and a huge opportunity for his outgoing resumeÂ
I'm all for the warm and fuzzies. Community engagement is important. But given our now, well known lack of ability to sign in-demand targets making this type of announcement is downright embarrassing. The Broncos just announced Barnett, the Eels announce the red Wiggle. FMD.Â
Now now, he is a big bloke, could run a good line. He can do the wiggle groove in the tackle.
Exactly - if you're going to sign a red wiggle, it's got to be Murray ffs. Not this pretender...
Now Murray would run through the gauntlet head first broken bones and long falling off.
Murray is the OG. Accept no substitutes.Â
How embarrassing, what a shit showÂ
It's harmless really.
I thought this was ai.  Wtf embarrassmentÂ
Can he play centre?
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