an aussie tourist to nz hires a car and sets off on country drive. an hour into the drive he spots a bloke shaggin a sheep wtf .a bit further up the road he pulls into a pub for lunch and a beer. when he walks in the first thing he saw was a 1 legged bloke wanking off at the bar. horrified he said to the barman
what the f'''k is going on in this f+++kin place. iv"e only been here an hour and already seen a bloke f+++king a sheep now i walk in here and theirs a bloke wanking off at the bar. aw why dont you give him a fair go.i thought you aussies were all about a fair go the barman said..why does that wanker deserve a fair go said the aussie. well he:s only got 1 leg said barman.
the aussie said so f++++king what. the barman said well how is going to catch a sheep
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Hahahaha not a bad one Nudge,
A shepherd
thats good ttgir
i like it
So there sheep don't hear them undoing their zipper!
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