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an aussie tourist to nz hires a car and sets off on country drive. an hour into the drive he spots a bloke shaggin a sheep wtf .a bit further up the road he pulls into a pub for lunch and a beer. when he walks in the first thing he saw was a 1 legged bloke wanking off at the bar. horrified he said to the barman
what the f'''k is going on in this f+++kin place. iv"e only been here an hour and already seen a bloke f+++king a sheep now i walk in here and theirs a bloke wanking off at the bar. aw why dont you give him a fair go.i thought you aussies were all about a fair go the barman said..why does that wanker deserve a fair go said the aussie. well he:s only got 1 leg said barman.
the aussie said so f++++king what. the barman said well how is going to catch a sheep

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  • Hahahaha not a bad one Nudge,

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  • Very good Nudger
  • Good one. Get ready for some upset kiwi to have a whoonge bro
  • Hey what do u call a kiwi with a 100 lovers??
    A shepherd
    • thats good ttgir

  • How do u know a kiwi been to your fridge? There's a love bite on the leg if lamb.
  • An Aussie hiker is walking down a road in New Zealand and see a kiwi farmer in his paddock with a sheep. The Aussie yells out "hey mate are you shearing?" The farmer yells back "no fuck off mate get your own."
  • How does a kiwi find a sheep in the long grass? Delightful!
  • Why do kiwi farmers all wear track suit pants ...........
    So there sheep don't hear them undoing their zipper!
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