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  Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown July 29, 2012 at 12:46pm

  Moray, im here for you mate.

  Have you taken the emergency bag with you?

  who is this generous older bloke, n what do you think he will want as trade from you, do you think he will want to get a motel tonight together?
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  Moray Eel - the killer eel July 29, 2012 at 1:18pm

  Snake I have learnt from my previous trips to be prepared. I bought myself a you beaut Swiss army knife which can do everything. I have brought along a survival kit. I should be alright.
  This old bloke is only going as far as maitland. He seems harmless enough but keeps putting his hand on my knee when trying to change gears. I hope this is just that he can't see too well!
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    Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown > Moray Eel - the killer eel July 29, 2012 at 1:25pm

    moray, im concerned already, has he dropped anything in your lap n gone fishing for it with his greasy mitts? thats the oldest trick in the book.

    Have you looked around the car for signs of him being a devo, any lube, snap ties, condoms,rope, etc around the car? 

    Has he engaged the central lock system yet?

    has he taken you off road, like some bush track yet? dont let him see these messages on you phone, tell him your just talking footy...
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    Moray Eel - the killer eel > Moray Eel - the killer eel July 29, 2012 at 1:32pm

    Onto it Snake, I have just looked in my phone on google maps and I am not too sure if armidale is near maitland or not!
    He did have his hands in my crutch but he did drop his false teeth into my lap. Nothing really to worry about I don't think but I did feel a little embarressed.
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    Moray Eel - the killer eel > Moray Eel - the killer eel July 29, 2012 at 1:43pm

    What do you mean Snake. What infection? And how?
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  Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown July 29, 2012 at 1:40pm

  OOOH thank god he has false teeth, that could save you from sort of infection down the track...
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  Snakey - Sack Dylan Brown July 29, 2012 at 1:52pm

  look moray, if he wants you to pay your fair after the journey n he pulls out a gun, make sure you get him to take his teeth out, this simple act could save any lacerations to your member if he happens to get excited n theres a big chance of that..

  you basically dont want any broken skin any where incase he drops you off at the truck stop, you dont want anywhere where further infection can happen 'down the line', you know how aggressive the lonely truckers can get at those truck stops, you have had enough of those experiences to understand the machinations of what happens there...
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  Moray Eel - the killer eel July 29, 2012 at 3:03pm

  Crow I thought I was heading along the coast but this old block wanted to go along the coast via armidale. Anyway to cut a long story short it would have taken a week. He was driving like mr mcgoo. About 20 kms an hour. I basically opened the door and crossed the road before he went passed me. I am now heading towards Newcastle hiking at the moment.
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  Moray Eel - the killer eel July 29, 2012 at 4:59pm

  It has been a slow trip. The old bloke must have given me a laxative instead of a chocolate. I am beginning to think Snake was right that he had some motives. Anyway I have been delayed stopping at public toilets.
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  Moray Eel - the killer eel July 29, 2012 at 5:52pm

  I just had a visit to a toilet at 12 mile creek. I met a guy there who was doing something in the cubicle next to me. He is heading north in his semi and has given me a ride. He knows trucker eel.